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New Years hang overs are the best. There were only a few times when I had to throw men out of the club last night, but the boss was being a generous man and let us drink.

New Year's Eve is Tuesday. Where might I find the best party? Any suggestions? Anyone need a date?

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to accept the fact that his eyes are going ever so slightly.

There. I admitted it.

So if y'all will use big fonts when writing back to me...

Thanks!

I can't be the only one who's started taking bets on when Odin might reappear, am I?

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Too soon?

Just a friendly reminder - do not sleep with your space heater on. Unplug it when not in use. Same goes for your Christmas decorations. Just unplug them for the night; just to be safe.

I'm not sure why everyone seems to believe that people would look to them for blame. I would keep a wary eye out for trouble, but in the position he was in, I doubt whoever killed him will go on a spree.

Well at least he died of stab wounds. If his house had burned down I'm sure everyone would be thinking I did it. Wish I'd thought of it.

But I'll be nice and offer my condolences to his family. So consider yourself consoled.

It's so sad to check the daily paper and see news like that about poor Odin. That one-eyed freak certainly knew how to play... Still, life must go on, and we all know he'll be back eventually.

Now, if anyone needs a little company to help them grieve... well I might just know a girl or two.