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Tweak says, "It's for my prince."

Sirius O. Black (pad_foot) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2010-11-17 11:27:00

Entry tags:

albus potter, ariadne, eames, harry potter, juno weasley, merlin, regulus black, sirius black

~~howdoyoushiti there AND !!?"?(* Right.~~

Listen. This flat's going to give someone leprosy. ~~Reminds me of my old plac~~ And this is, lets be honest, the worse prank/kidnapping/whatever that's ever happened to anyone EVER. What the hell?! You lot have gone ~~SIRIUS~~ SERIOUSLY downhill. I feel let down by you all.

And Merlin. Don't try to apparate out of here. ~~Shit~~

Right. This isn't funny. Where's Harry? And I need to get back RIGHT. NOW. Before someone gets hexed so badly they have to carry their vital organs around in a bag.

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	pad_foot 2010-11-17 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. This is probably the most ridiculous thing anyone's ever tried to pull. EVER. In the history of the world. You lot really can't cope without your little ringleader, can you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2010-11-17 12:27 pm UTC (link)
	This isn't a prank. They pull people from different points in their timelines. Hence why your brother's alive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ariadne arrogant_black 2010-11-17 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	Hey. You alright? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Regulus labyrinthine 2010-11-17 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	Not really! Now do you get why everyone was so freaked out over you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ariadne arrogant_black 2010-11-17 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	Ya, okay, I can see that now. Do you need anything? Do want me to come over - I'll bring the coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Regulus labyrinthine 2010-11-17 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	Smart boy. I need some semblance of normality, but I'm not going to get it. So I'll settle for coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ariadne arrogant_black 2010-11-17 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be there as soon as I can buy some. And, hey, in my world I'm entirely normal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Regulus labyrinthine 2010-11-17 12:39 pm UTC (link)
	At this point I'll take what I can get. See you soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ariadne arrogant_black 2010-11-17 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	You know, in the mean time you don't have to talk to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Regulus labyrinthine 2010-11-17 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I should probably stop trying. It's just frustrating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ariadne arrogant_black 2010-11-17 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	Right, it is. I have a favor to ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Regulus labyrinthine 2010-11-17 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	What's the favor? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ariadne arrogant_black 2010-11-17 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	Considering how this one is threatening to hex me, I think I might need a sofa for the night. Is there any possible way, if things go south, that I might claim yours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Regulus -

labyrinthine, 2010-11-17 02:29 pm UTC

	pad_foot 2010-11-17 12:32 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I can just get put right back into my timeline, thanks very much. I really don't want to hex anyone right now. I'm very tired. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2010-11-17 12:35 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't work like that. We're stuck here till whatever brought us decides to send us back. And even if it weren't, I'm not a witch, so I couldn't do anything anyway. ~~God, why did it have to happen to you too?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-11-17 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	You're a muggle? Huh. I thought you lot would rather put a campfire out with your face than claim that. What do you mean, until something decides to send me back? I can't stay here. I'm gonna have a hyperactive two year old waking up alone in a house at any moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2010-11-17 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	Just who the hell do you think I am? Yes, I'm a muggle, and no, you don't get to leave. Do you think we wouldn't have gone already if we could? You said yourself that you tried it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-11-17 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	Wild guess? Probably one of Voldemort's psychotic little tag-alongs, hoping that your boss'll come back and pat you on the back if pull off some mental scheme. Where's Harry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2010-11-17 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	I see. You're wrong, actually, but I don't know how I can convince you of that. That depends on your perspective. Either he's waiting for you at home, where you will return as if you'd never left. Or he's here in one of the apartments and a fully grown adult. Like I said, different timelines. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-11-17 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	He's here? ~~He's grown u~~ ~~I don't~~ Wait. No. Harry's two. I need to get back. ~~Unless you've got a timeturner, but even then~~ you can't do that! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	justcallmeal 2010-11-17 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	Sirius. Just as thick as ever, I see. Brilliant. She's telling you the truth, you know. All of it. Up to and including my dad being here and fully grown. Bit dodgy for a two-year-old to have a fully grown son, wouldn't you say? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2010-11-17 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	You're... what? Is part of this grand plan giving me a fit? Because it's going well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

justcallmeal
2010-11-17 01:24 pm UTC (link)

I'm Harry's son, Albus. Just Al for short, if it's all the same.

Contrary to your own personal belief, Sirius, not everything is, in fact, about you. This place was utterly mental before you showed up and it'll be utterly mental when, and if, you leave. In the meantime, do us all a favour and think, yeah?

Why would Voldemort go to such lengths to pull a fast one on you? What'd be the point? Not to mention, do you really think he'd come up with something this barmy to make you believe? Lots of easier ways to get to someone than by brewing up something this out there, I'd say. And with that thought in mind, isn't it at least possible that we're all telling the truth and you really are in a place you've never heard of, can't leave, with intersecting timelines that should never have crossed? ~~Come on, Sirius, you do have at least a touch of common sense. Use it!~~

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	arrogant_black 2010-11-17 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	So who is this Harry he keeps going on about? I'm Regulus, his Wish He Didn't Have To Acknowledge Me brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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justcallmeal, 2010-11-17 02:57 pm UTC

Al -

arrogant_black, 2010-11-17 03:11 pm UTC

Regulus -

justcallmeal, 2010-11-17 03:18 pm UTC

Al -

arrogant_black, 2010-11-17 03:25 pm UTC

Regulus -

justcallmeal, 2010-11-17 04:19 pm UTC

Al -

arrogant_black, 2010-11-17 04:30 pm UTC

Al?

pad_foot
2010-11-17 01:35 pm UTC (link)

Voldemort, as far as I know, has been for-all-intents-and-purposes dead for the last year and a bit. But he has a shitload of mental leftover followers who are currently in hiding and seem pretty convinced that killing your 'Dad' will do something for bringing him back. And seeing as I'm the one who's meant to be keeping him safe, getting me out the way is quite a big part of that. Which is why I really, really need to get home.

But assuming you aren't one of said mental followers... what? I'm just supposed to sit here and hope I get sent back?

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Sirius - unless you want me questioning your name, stop it -

justcallmeal, 2010-11-17 02:59 pm UTC

Al - just confirming. -

pad_foot, 2010-11-17 03:30 pm UTC

Sirius -

justcallmeal, 2010-11-17 04:14 pm UTC

Al -

pad_foot, 2010-11-17 05:12 pm UTC

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