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Tweak says, "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!"

parker succeeds by stealing the success of others (inafivepoundbag) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-10-01 11:30:00

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alec hardison, dean winchester (end!verse), eames, eliot spencer, james sterling, nathan ford, nikola tesla, parker

YAY I know who I am again! Not so happy I spent some of my money on you people because it's my money and you all need to get your own, but I guess I can let it slide. Just this once.

Can't say I'm so happy about the horses everywhere but they're much less murderous than I once thought so I guess, just like spending some of my money, I can deal with that too.

In fact, I think I can deal with a lot right now. Wanna know why? I'm going to tell you.

HARDISON IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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	i_haveatell 2011-10-01 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Morgan Freeman? As in clap on, clap off, Bruce Almighty God Morgan Freeman? Because you do realize that God's real name is not Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman is just the very talented actor who played God... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-01 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	God's not responsible for us being here. Asaph is. And he looks like Morgan Freeman, so that's what I call him. He's awesome. Just wait until you meet him! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-01 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Asaph? Hebrew name, meaning "God has gathered." Interesting name for the person in charge of a place called Colligo, which if I am not mistake is from the Latin, "to collect." There was a collection of Psalms in the Bible called the Psalms of Asaph. What I want to know is how he managed to collect all of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2011-10-02 12:01 am UTC (link)
	You are such a geek. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Research, Eliot, it's called research. I like to be informed. And I like to know what the heck is going on. Did you know she has boyfriends? As in, more than one? ~~And you let them live?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2011-10-02 01:07 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. One of them is sometimes an angel. The other one's high strung and just as likely to attack as hug you. ~~I've been invited to their bed a time or two. it's...interesting.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 01:13 am UTC (link)
	I swear, just last week, she didn't even know what sex was. This is so wrong. I thought I had a chance How am I supposed to compete with a freaking angel? How dare you let them corrupt her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2011-10-02 01:14 am UTC (link)
	She's been here a bit longer than a week, Hardison. We've both been here better than a year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I don't care. You let her work for an actual demon? We're supposed to be the good guys! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2011-10-02 01:19 am UTC (link)
	We lie, cheat, and steal, Hardison. We do it for good, but make no mistake, we are not "good guys". And that actual demon? He's a hell of a lot more humane than most men. He's got a job for you, if you want it. But not if you're going to be all "Ack! A demon! Save me" on his ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 01:26 am UTC (link)
	I guess liars, cheaters, and beggars can't be choosy. As long as we don't actually steal souls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2011-10-02 01:38 am UTC (link)
	You haven't even met him, Hardison. Seriously. I work for him. You think I'd work for some soul stealing thug demon? He's not like that. Besides, if Parker catches you badmouthing him...well, you just better hope Parker doesn't read this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 01:42 am UTC (link)
	I hope Parker would cut the new guy a little slack. You guys have had two years to get used to the weird and impossible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatswhatido 2011-10-02 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure she won't like string you up or anything, but...seriously, dude. You have no idea how protective she is of Crowley. Demon is subjective, by the way. I'm not convinced it's the cold hard truth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 01:52 am UTC (link)
	So he's an angel who sauntered vaguely downward. Does that make him one of the less bad guys? And can you really blame me for being protective of my team? You guys are like family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	minesbigger 2011-10-02 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Not quite. That's the other one, good for nothing name stealer that he is. It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Alec Hardison. I've heard much about you. You can call me Crowley. You can call me demon, if it makes you feel better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-02 01:51 am UTC (link)
	DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT CROWLEY. We work at his casino and he's a fair boss and he gives us perks and he's like Archie only even more important so DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT HIM. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)