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Tweak says, "Not in a life-affirming way"

parker succeeds by stealing the success of others (inafivepoundbag) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-10-01 11:30:00

Entry tags:

alec hardison, dean winchester (end!verse), eames, eliot spencer, james sterling, nathan ford, nikola tesla, parker

YAY I know who I am again! Not so happy I spent some of my money on you people because it's my money and you all need to get your own, but I guess I can let it slide. Just this once.

Can't say I'm so happy about the horses everywhere but they're much less murderous than I once thought so I guess, just like spending some of my money, I can deal with that too.

In fact, I think I can deal with a lot right now. Wanna know why? I'm going to tell you.

HARDISON IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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	dream_bigger 2011-10-01 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	I had missed this fact. Who's here? Does he want a drink too? Also, other than the horses, what do you think of being a cowgirl? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-01 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Me. Alec Hardison. ~~Parker's boyfr~~ A friend of Parker's. And Nate's, Eliot's, & Sophie's. Hi, Parker. Nice to actually remember you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-01 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO SHOW UP! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?! And psst. The guy you're talking to is Eames. He's awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-01 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Where have I been, since I got here, or where have I been, in general? Because I swear I was just with you guys. We were talking just the other night about how we all tried to steal the same dagger, remember? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

inafivepoundbag
2011-10-01 10:36 pm UTC (link)

Oh. Right. Time doesn't change back home. I forgot.

I've been here for almost two years now. Eliot's been here a long time too. We're all from different times and places and after different jobs and stuff. It's a little weird.

But you're here now! YAY! You need to meet Cas. And Dean. And Crowley. And Kate. And Jenna and Ric and Damon and everyone else! You're going to love it here. Trust me.

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	i_haveatell 2011-10-01 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I may love it here, but I don't know if it will love me. A black man in the Wild, Wild West? I like Will Smith as much as the next guy, but I don't fancy getting jiggy with the KKK. Maybe I'm being paranoid. At least the tech still works. Who ARE all these people, Parker? And since when do you even LIKE people? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

inafivepoundbag
2011-10-02 12:10 am UTC (link)

Oh. Right. That. Obviously you just need to stick close to the rest of us.

And they're my friends. And boyfriend-shaped-entities. And they aren't people. Crowley is the King of Hell and I work for him at his casino, and Cas is a former angel and Dean is a hunter of bad things and Kate can run really, really fast and Ric has a special ring so he can't die and Damon is a vampire and Jenna is splendiferous. Oh! And Nikola Tesla is here too! He made me a taser-and-lightning gun. He rocks. He's a vampire too. But a different kind of vampire than Damon. Besides. I've been here a long time. I had to make connections when escaping didn't work.

You missed the Star Trek people though. And Star Wars. Maybe they'll come back though!

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	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Parker. What? Vampires? Angels? And demons? You work for an actual demon? What do you do, steal souls? And since when do you have boyfriend shaped entities, plural? Does that mean you don't have feelings for pretzels anymore? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bangafewgongs 2011-10-02 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Hi, I'm Cas. Nice to meet you. Former angel. Current...well...current preacher, but only because we're in the wild west. Normally I run a shelter. And sometimes steal things with Parker. I mean...Parker and I never steal things, law enforcement officers who may or may not be reading this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Hardison. In case you missed the neon flashing sign. IT specialist. Definitely not wanted by the authorities in Iceland. This is way trippy, man. (Reply to this) (Parent)

inafivepoundbag
2011-10-02 01:24 am UTC (link)

Yep, yep, and yep. And I never said Crowley was a demon. I said he was the King of Hell. But I work at his casino. We all do. Except for Nate, but that's probably because he just arrived a little while ago. And Cas and Dean are a pair. There's no splitting them up. There's a whole epic bond.

I do. I have feelings for pretzels. But it's been a long time, Hardison. A really long time. And I couldn't leave here, nothing worked, and so I started making friends and meeting people and things happened. That's all.

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	dream_bigger 2011-10-01 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Alec? Hardison? Which do you prefer? I'm Eames. Apparently, I'm awesome. Do you want a drink too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-01 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Everybody but my Nana calls me Hardison. Maybe. I wanna know what exactly makes you so awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-10-01 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Hardison it is. You would need to ask Parker, I think. She's the one who proclaimed me as such. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-01 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	I will do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-10-01 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-02 12:10 am UTC (link)
	He's awesome because he's Eames. He rocks. Just trust me on that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 12:59 am UTC (link)
	What does he rock? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-02 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Everything! He does this whole trippy go inside your dreams and steal your secrets thing. Plus he's an artist. A really good artist. You'll like him. He's really funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Oookaaay. ~~That sounds weirdly familiar somehow.~~ He seems cool. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thegrifter 2011-10-02 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Hardison! You're here and I remember you! That's wonderful. We're all here now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Hey, Sophie. Tell me I'm dreaming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thegrifter 2011-10-02 01:49 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid not. I kind of wish we were. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-02 02:03 am UTC (link)
	I guess I'd better get used to it, then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thegrifter 2011-10-02 02:11 am UTC (link)
	It's usually easiest to not think about it too much and go with it. Much more fun and less crazy that way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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