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Tweak says, "This ain't no disco"

James "Bucky" Barnes (who_is_bucky) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-01-23 20:58:00

Entry tags:

marvel: natasha romanoff (mcu), marvel: pepper potts-stark (mcu), marvel: steve rogers (mcu), marvel: yelena belova (mcu), teen wolf: stiles stilinski, wednesday: enid sinclair, ~ex: clueless cher horowitz, ~ex: marvel bucky barnes (mcu)

Network: Bucky Barnes
Yeah. This isn't going to work. Thought I could do it, but no.

[Steve/Bucky]

I need a break from this kid. Please. I thought Enid was a lot, but I swear to god if I hear one more comment about fashion, shoes, or 'as if', I might just throw us both off a building.

[James/Bucky]

I love you like a nephew. You know that, right? Please help.

[Yelena/Nat/ANYONE WHO IS FEMALE AND ADULT-ISH]

What do you do to make teenage girls stop talking?

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	FEMALE FILTER alotofpockets 2024-01-24 05:08 am UTC (link)
	A gag. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER debtsowed 2024-01-24 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, we're not really the best people to ask about this. We weren't normal teenage girls. Unless you want to teach her how to take a part a gun in three seconds? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER who_is_bucky 2024-01-24 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Could you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER debtsowed 2024-01-24 05:29 am UTC (link)
	With one hand tied behind my back. I think Pepper's suggestion will be more her speed, though. Don't break anything. I'll bring ice cream and DVDs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER who_is_bucky 2024-01-24 05:35 am UTC (link)
	I guess I can live with that. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER debtsowed 2024-01-24 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Anytime. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	FEMALE FILTER who_is_bucky 2024-01-24 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Tempting, but something tells me that wouldn't go over so well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER alotofpockets 2024-01-24 05:26 am UTC (link)
	You said "make". Maybe you mean "encourage"? Also, I am offended that you think we could not teach her how to take apart a gun in three seconds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER who_is_bucky 2024-01-24 05:37 am UTC (link)
	I don't really want to hurt her. She's a good kid and James loves her. Rather stay on his good side. I'm just saying, she might be more interested in your manicure than the clip. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER alotofpockets 2024-01-24 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Probably smart to do that, yes. But it is still a viable option. I don't have a manicure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER who_is_bucky 2024-01-25 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Don't touch her, Yelena. You know what I mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER alotofpockets 2024-01-25 03:38 am UTC (link)
	I think you forgot your original question, Barnes. I have no reason to touch her and would protect her with my life. YOU asked how to get her to be quiet. I do not. What did you mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER who_is_bucky 2024-01-25 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Just making sure. With you, I never can tell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER alotofpockets 2024-01-27 02:07 am UTC (link)
	I am offended. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	FEMALE FILTER marisacoulter 2024-01-25 03:41 am UTC (link)
	An adult beverage or five for you might help, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	FEMALE FILTER alotofpockets 2024-01-25 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Eh. Klaus has been fine. His chaos matches mine. No drinks necessary 🥰 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	marisacoulter 2024-01-25 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Then we'll save all the drinks for James, hmm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	who_is_bucky 2024-01-25 05:06 am UTC (link)
	I won't argue. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alotofpockets 2024-01-27 02:08 am UTC (link)
	He needs a lot to get drunk. He can use the extras. How has your experience been? Is the first 'doozy'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	marisacoulter 2024-01-28 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Compared to some of you, I get the impression mine has been... what is the expression here? Smooth sailing. How has yours been? It is. How does this one rank on the scale of others you might have experienced? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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