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Who: Pepper and Lawr
When: Wednesday, before work starts
Where: The foyer of the Ministry offices
What: Nothing says professional like an interdepartmental prank
Rating: PG, because "showing Lawr his lizard" really isn't a euphemism
Status: Threaded/Incomplete


If anyone had been paying attention to the tall, broody looking man, they might have noticed that he didn't seem to actually be going anywhere. In the bustle of everyone coming in and heading to their offices, though, he went largely overlooked, moving from one spot to another as he kept an eye on the crowd. Finally he saw what he wanted, and started to lope over to his target with long-legged strides, one hand up to steady the bearded dragon wrapped around his neck. "Lawr!"

It wasn't quite a bark, Pepper deliberately softening his voice from the curt, sharp-edged tone he generally used in the office. He wasn't trying to order Lawrence around, he just wanted to be close to him for a couple of minutes. As he approached him, he added, "Thought you might like to meet Cleo."

Who: Pepper and Dung
Where: The Ministry holding cells
When: Wednesday night
What: Dung wants to chillax with his homie Salt
Rating: PG
Status: Complete/AIM

( 'I'm just hoping one day it'll pay off and I'll be able to get a look down her shirt.' )