The Bear and Barnacle

After a monumental struggle to get the DVD- player hooked up, Q was ready. Massive bowl of popcorn: check. Carbonated fermented malt beverages: check. He slid the first DVD from the pile on the table into the machine. Brief interlude to figure out the remote control and which was the volume button. Finally!

..."I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.”

..."Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown…THROW IT!”

..."Pardon me, but could you help a fellow American down on his luck?”

..."I hope they don’t hang you precious, by that sweet neck.”

…”I hate snakes Jock. I hate ‘em.”

…”We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

…”I think I must have one of those faces you can’t help believing.”

…”All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”


Popcorn gone…run to the nearest take away for an extra-large chicken tikka.

…”Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

…”Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!”

…"Ad hoc, ad hoc and quid pro quo! So little time! So much to know!”

…”You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”

…”Sorry about the mess.”

…”You know how to whistle, don’t you Steve? You just put your lips together and…blow.”