Teddy Lupin: Topic: Underwear
Teddy Lupin likes underwear just fine, thanks very much.
Just because his ridiculously randy roommates back in his Ravenclaw dorm decided it was in their best interests to traipse about a draughty Scottish castle just in case does not mean the then-prefect was in agreement. Of course Teddy knew this probably disappointed his girlfriend when she cornered him in the third floor passage behind the tapestry or between the stacks of musty library books on the 1,001 Uses of Common Moulds & Fungi. But, he'd counter wisely, would she rather his bits froze off before anything interesting happened?
He thought not.
And honestly, Teddy thought that was the last he'd ever really hear about the underwear thing.
( It wasn't until a few weeks later... )
Just because his ridiculously randy roommates back in his Ravenclaw dorm decided it was in their best interests to traipse about a draughty Scottish castle just in case does not mean the then-prefect was in agreement. Of course Teddy knew this probably disappointed his girlfriend when she cornered him in the third floor passage behind the tapestry or between the stacks of musty library books on the 1,001 Uses of Common Moulds & Fungi. But, he'd counter wisely, would she rather his bits froze off before anything interesting happened?
He thought not.
And honestly, Teddy thought that was the last he'd ever really hear about the underwear thing.
( It wasn't until a few weeks later... )