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Peter Quill (bamshangalang) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-08-23 15:25:00

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- network, darcy lewis, drax, gamora, jane foster, nebula, peter quill, stephen strange, tony stark

Oh, I’m Sorry. I Don’t Know How This Machine Works

So. About your lawn, wetlands are environmentally important, you're welcome!

The wizard told me to talk to you about the Benetar. She's gonna need hanger space. Don't know the exchange rates, but I'll shoot you some Xanderian credits for fees. What's the parts sitch?

I'm gonna need a roll call and a sit rep.

So. Not gonna lie folks, kinda creeped out by some other dude calling himself Starlord.

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bamshangalang
2020-08-24 04:17 am UTC (link)

Yeah. You I remember.

Are you seriously going all , "Get offa mah LAWN!" Next thing we know you're gonna be walking around in your bathrobe with your hand stuck in your boxers screaming at the neighbors. Seriously, maybe lawns just aren't your jam. Ever consider that me, Strange, Thor and Voldemort have been doing you a favor? We're trying to help you.

Yeah, helping people out, it's kind of a thing. But I'll pay for own my stuff. Not to be a jerkwad, the last time someone was all "Hey Man, I love you. Here's a free place to live. And free stuff...." Yeah, didn't work out so great.

Were they his/my our pubes? Because half celestial pubes are probably nutritious AF. Other me was probably trying to keep your old guy cholesterol down with some extra antioxidants.

Captaining is my thing. Captaining and guns. What did you do with my trash panda?

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the_iron_man
2020-08-24 11:13 am UTC (link)

No, I'm not get off my lawn. It's more like "Hey, you left a viking mark burned in it" or "Elrond and the Indiana Jones from Outer Space left it swampy" or "Grape Ape just blasted the shit out of everything."

No pubes/spit/bodilysubstances were detected, because gross, and my cholesterol is great. ~~Only not so much.~~ Anyway, I don't know what happened to you last time with your whole living situation, but let's just say the bar's set pretty low while you're here. No one's winning that limbo contest.

Guess what? There's a reason why I'm not a pet owner. Other you probably left this universe's Build-a-~~Bear~~Raccoon out in space somewhere when this you showed up. If he makes it back with the talking tree (that's basically a poster-child for not starting forest fires), betcha he's gonna be pissed. Captain.

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bamshangalang
2020-08-24 05:14 pm UTC (link)

Think of what you'd save on landscaping if you just threw down some gravel. Just a thought. More like Indiana Jones and his sidekick Gandalf in the Temple of Vroom.

Now see, Tony. That's some paranoia. Pubefree food and still you worried. You neeeeeeed to relaaaxxxxxx.

One more thing on my todo list. NotMePeter was a shit captain if lost the whole damn crew. Probably gonna have to send Groot to the damn Entwives for deprogramming if he's been unsupervised with potty mouthed Teddy Ruxpin.

Yeah. I don't think pissed is the word. Probably along the lines of thermonuclear. I'll try scooby snacks.

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