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Tweak says, "Am I bovvered?"

Dr. Stephen Strange (doctor__strange) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2018-01-15 16:16:00

Entry tags:

- network, bucky barnes, daisy johnson, darcy lewis, gamora, peter quill, stephen strange, valkyrie

Hello. I'm Dr. Strange. I'm the reason you're reading this right now.

No, it wasn't intentional.

No, I can't fix it.

Yes, I'm here if you want to yell, scream, or ask questions.

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doctor__strange
2018-01-17 02:05 am UTC (link)

I have a stomach made of steel. Worst I ever get is a little indigestion. That's why I can eat spongy chicken uterus' for Wong's amusement. I'm too busy to cook.

The more you use a sling ring, the better you'll get at it. It's the first thing that anyone's taught when learning magic.

~~I uhhh why is there a wink emoji? Okay? I can do this without making it awkward as hell.~~

Sure. As long as I get to be a master to equal your mistress.

~~That sounded reasonable enough.~~

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	private getstheircoffee 2018-01-17 02:14 am UTC (link)
	You lucky bitch. Why does everyone else get these cool powers and I never get shit? Okay, well then I'm in your hands or whatever. Hmm.. I guess that could be equally as sexy. Sure. Master. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private doctor__strange 2018-01-17 02:25 am UTC (link)
	I have an adventurous pallet, I suppose. I'll get you a sling ring. ~~Uhhhhhhwhatsgoingonrightnow? I'm supposed to watch the planet and not get distracted so....~~ Sure. It could be. Mistress. ~~I don't even know how to do this without it feeling weird anymore.~~ I'll text you for our first training session when my house guest is relocated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private getstheircoffee 2018-01-17 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. I'm flirting. It's okay. Don't panic. Just go with it. I'll be ready. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private doctor__strange 2018-01-17 02:32 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome but whyyyyyyyy. I thought you were creeped out and thought I was going to rohypnol you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private getstheircoffee 2018-01-17 02:33 am UTC (link)
	I think that about everyone. I'm a girl, you kind of have to think everyone's going to try and do horrible things to you. And it's fun to flirt with you, since you're freaking out about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private doctor__strange 2018-01-17 02:37 am UTC (link)
	You think everyone is going to date rape you? Darcy, that's...actually, you're right. It's a good self-preservation instinct to have. Same goes for the nail polish. I'm not freaking out. ~~Overthinking out? Maybe.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private getstheircoffee 2018-01-17 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Yes. See? You gotta be careful. I don't mean anything by it. If you really want me to stop, I will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private doctor__strange 2018-01-17 02:45 am UTC (link)
	You're right. It's a big city, so you have to be extra cautious. Stark gave you your super tazer, right? No. I wouldn't ask anyone to change how they normally act. I would rather you're yourself and we can laugh about it instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private getstheircoffee 2018-01-17 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Yup he did, thank god. Okay good. You are pretty nice to look at, for the record. That part isn't me joking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private doctor__strange 2018-01-17 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Good. I'm glad he followed through. He might be going in a billion different directions, but I guess he manages not to lose track of things. Thanks. You're very attractive, Darcy. Which you are no doubt aware of. ~~Too bad I didn't meet you before, but I was an entirely different person then so.....~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private getstheircoffee 2018-01-17 03:36 am UTC (link)
	For which I'm grateful. Though honestly? I'm thinking it was Pepper that did it and he just takes credit. Thanks, bro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private doctor__strange 2018-01-17 03:38 am UTC (link)
	I haven't met her yet, but if she can keep Tony Stark on task, she is a superhero in her own right. You're welcome. I'll text you soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private getstheircoffee 2018-01-17 03:47 am UTC (link)
	She totally is. A serious hero. Okay. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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