Marauders!: An 80s AU

Dear Mr. Black,

I regret to inform you that the Ministry has been advised by the Sudanese Ministry of Magic of the disappearance of your wife, Ms. Clorinda Hopkirk. Ms. Hopkirk was last seen yesterday at four pm local time when she headed out to a nearby local Muggle village. Because of the local war, the search did not start until this morning.

Sudanese Ministry employees visited the village and found that all adult men living there had been killed. There are no traces of women and children. We were notified at noon of the events and have been assured that a search is being conducted. However, any search mission is slowed down by the war and the impact it has on the Muggle population, which causes the inhabitants of many villages to move around to seek safety.

We will continue to update you as soon as we are able.

Regards,
Barty Crouch, Sr.
Head
Department of International Magical Cooperation

MY CLUB OPENS TOMORROW HOLY SHIT!

Everyone, prepare to get hammered.

James
So apparently telling me we're done, canceling our party without telling me and moving out of the house doesn't mean she's breaking up with me. She seemed surprised at the very idea, and keot wondering why everyone was asking if she was okay...

James. This girl... I honestly do not understand one single thing about her. At all. But at least she doesn't hate me?

Who: Clorinda and Sirius
What: Clorinda left things at Sirius' and goes to pick them up
Where: Marauders Den
When: 19 September, 1987
Rating: low

( I left clothes here )

Warded tp Sirius

What's happened?

I am alive despite popular rumors. Simply barricaded in my classroom and office as of late as the school year starts. Thank you for the well wishes regarding my health. Madam Pomfrey has been wonderful and I'm fully recovered.

It seems I've missed a lot, though.

Sirius

What the hell did you do?! I am away for two weeks, and you get married?! I knew you were bloody impulsive, but c'mon, man!

Profssor McGonagall and Headmaster Dumbledore

I am so sorry for not doing more to assist with the Hogsmeade trip. I promise not to neglect my duties next month. The Wolfsbane potion had some unexpected side-effects.... I am fully recovered, however, and I will make up for it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for...





Saturday the 23rd, come party your arse off and drink the night away! Special guest artist Edgar Bones! Grab a portkey at the portable store front in Diagon Alley or apparate to 2576 Haversham rd in Brixton.

Friends and Family
Clorinda and I will be celebrating our marriage in tandem with the club opening. VIP section will br reserved for our use and the alcohol and food is on me! We hope to see you all there. And yes, if you can see this then I do in fact mean you!

Who: Clorinda and Sirius
What: Clorinda has questions about Sirius' behaviour the past day and a half
Where: Marauders Den
When: 13 September, 1987
Rating: low

( I'm trying to figure out the problem )

Potions potions potions potions potions potions and more potions.

I got a new job as a clerk at a potions shop. Yay!

What would happen if I take a Alihotsy Draught and a Calming Draught in rapid succession, would I first get hysterical and then calm down? Or would the two cancel one another out? What if I mixed the two?

Here's an idea! Pepperup in different flavors! Like, maybe mint and strawberry? Or bubblegum!

[Private to Mary MacDonald]

Rita Skeeter at it again, huh? Writing lies just to sell papers.

Oh no, my secret sorkret has been revealed! You've got me world. I'm a blood thirsty werewolf and all my decades of shennanigans are just to cover it up! HOW SHALL I EVER GO ON!

Okay, but seriously. If you believe a word that leaves Rita Skeeters poison quill you're an idiot and you deserve to be brainwashed by ber tripe. And for the record, if I was a werewolf I still wouldn't care. There is no shame in being a werewolf, they're just people like all the rest of us. Yeah, some of them are assholes, but Wizards aren't all sunshine and lolipops either. Voldemort anyone?

So, in conclusion, Rita Skeeter you can go fuck yourself.

*Added later*
By the way, great photo of me Skeets! I'm going to start selling signed copies of it, all proceeds go to Werewolf Rights. If anyone wants a pic let me know!

Clorinda
You okay?

Mary
She's such a bitch, eh?

Remus
I won't let this get back to you, I swear on my life.

Have you seen the Daily Prophet!!!!

This is what they can say. Mad, illicit marriages, trespassing, succubus and WEREWOLF! Did I forget anything?

Congratulations about your wedding. Also I'm very sorry about this mess. I can quit if it helps.

( Daily Prophet )

General service announcement: I'd avoid Honeydukes for the foreseeable future. People are getting married after eating toffees! Then again, it could be another remarkable advertising campaign from Pink Floyd.

So I got married!

It happened Saturday, or Sunday, depending on time zones. It was still Saturday here, but Sunday in Egypt where I got married.

Oh I forgot to mention I married Sirius Black. We met on Saturday, definitely on Saturday regardless of time zone.

It's exciting and adventurous and I never thought I'd get married, but this was the best way to do it: spontaneous, in a tomb and with great sex!

[OOC Added later] Threesomes are perfectly good valid gifts subject to our veto.

I do enjoy the first Hogsmeade trip of the year. The excitement certainly outweighs the chaos and additional activity in the Owlery.

( Sirius )

( James )

( Severus )

Ought to get one of those cards from St. Mungo's that gets stamped for every god damn time I'm admitted. Fill up the card, and get a free cup of coffee.

Who: Narcissa, Andromeda, Sirius, Regulus
What: A family dinner
Where: Andromeda's Cafe, Godric's Hollow
When: Sunday, 10th Sept, 9pm

( Read more... )

Who: Clorinda and Sirius
What: they discuss married life
Where: Marauders Den
When: 10 September, 1987
Rating: low

( We're married now )

JAMES! HOLY SHIT JAAAAAMES!!!

Who: Clorinda and Sirius
What: as much as it pains her to do it, she returns the priceless, oh em gee super amazing, ring
Where: Marauders Den
When: very late 9 September, 1987 after Kingsley leaves
Rating: low

( I can't believe you did that )