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[Mar. 1st, 2008|11:27 am] |
Why do I feel so displaced? |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|10:37 pm] |
YOU FUCKING MOON, BRING IT--
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...on?
I'm so cold. Where's my fur? And why am I speaking Basic?
Help a Wookiee out. Come on. |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2008|02:07 pm] |
So, now everybody's happy.
Wheeee.
I'm still thinking of leaving England. Which place in America's the best? |
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[Feb. 20th, 2008|06:01 pm] |
This is intolerable!
Optimus Prime must be behind this! Damn your spark, you traitor! I will get you for this!!!
And whay are people waving money at me? |
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[Feb. 6th, 2008|09:46 pm] |
Lots of damage. Lots of loss.
LexCorp will be putting all other projects on hold in order to rebuild.
If anyone needs anything specific, feel free to contact me personally. I will do everything in my power to make sure this never happens again.
Everything. In my. Power.
As a side note, I'd like to offer a special thank you to Superman. And invite him to my office to talk about his future with LexCorp. |
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[Feb. 2nd, 2008|09:47 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | apocalyptic plot, greg house, jack dent, james wilson (2), jason todd, karen davis, peter allen, raymond wood, reina and sofia wood, shawn spencer, zell dincht | ] |
So, good news, bad news, better news.
Bad news- Apparently my mother fell of the face of the Earth.
Good news, part one- That means she didn't die a horrible death in the destruction of the city.
Good news, part two- my asshat of a father is also gone.
Which means I don't have to fucking pretend I care who knows the better news. As of 2:30 this afternoon, I am officially Reina and Sofia's father. I think it had something to do with Ray, too. I wasn't really paying attention to what I was signing.
Once the world's not ending anymore, everyone (that doesn't manage to piss me off before then) gets a round on me. Us. 'Gotta do something with my half of the money. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2008|02:14 am] |
OH MAN.
This is weird.
And cold. Really, really cold.
... HEY. They're right, it kinda does shrink! |
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