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[May. 22nd, 2011|10:02 pm] |
Summer vacation is quite possibly the best invention ever. Maybe my pale ass can get some sun now.
Keller, call me when you see this.
( Annie. ) |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2011|11:30 am] |
Hells to the yes, I won the Real or Fake betting pool this week with a 100% perfect score out of 75 potentials. So that's an extra thousand pounds in my pocket.
Thanks, Dad. Among the other vitally important skills you taught me, the ability to recognize breast implants at a glance is proving to be the most profitable.
Who's up for drinks tonight? My treat! |
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[Jan. 19th, 2011|09:17 pm] |
Huh. Maybe this place doesn't suck half as much as I thought. |
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[Oct. 8th, 2010|06:53 pm] |
Apparently my job is to now boost morale.
Cheer the fuck up. We're not dead.
Carry on. |
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[Aug. 7th, 2010|10:00 pm] |
( Annie ) |
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[Jun. 28th, 2010|10:04 pm] |
( Keller )
I'll be in the backyard with the sawed-off if anyone wants me. |
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[Jun. 14th, 2010|11:47 pm] |
Figured I'd apologise if anyone was looking for me. Went to this little place near Oklahoma City to work on my pool hustling. Did better than I thought until I had to break some fuckhead's jaw for squeezing my boob. No, Daddy, he didn't call the cops or whatever, he was too busy crying about getting his ass kicked by a girl.
I'll be home for a while. Need to go ice my fucking hand. |
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[May. 11th, 2010|08:28 pm] |
I really don't recommend taking a bike down on gravel. Or asphalt. Or anywhere really. Despite Mother's Earth's attempt to chew me up, you're all still stuck with me.
Keller, man. Where am I sending what's left of the bike?
( Parker )
( Riley )
( Sam ) |
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[May. 5th, 2010|08:13 pm] |
Ow.
I need a god damn drink.
I want to see my bike. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2010|05:09 pm] |
teague? and keller if you're around?
i need to talk to you about something.
like, as soon as possible. tonight, not right now, i have to go do something first. |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|11:57 am] |
I don't recall the star-spangled bathing suit before... |
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[Feb. 16th, 2010|08:19 pm] |
Dear Everyone,
I offer apologies to the master's wife, her account was the only one open. I have notes to send.
- to Miss Annie's male friend, you are very kind. No one has gotten me a present before.
- to young Master's friend Soren and to Miss Dani, why have you not come around? Your hair is so nice.
- to Master, why have you not stopped lying on your back for hours? Are there monsters I should know of?
- to a Miss CEEVEE, young Master says you belong to him. I would like to meet you.
- to Master Turner, master's wife tells me you have moved away from your house. Why?
Please reply. PRINCESS |
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[Feb. 14th, 2010|09:02 pm] |
( Keller ) |
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[Jan. 21st, 2010|09:38 am] |
Okay, so aside from the random chicky sex dream a couple nights ago? Things are pretty okay.
(FYI: It wasn't a bad thing that I dreamt of a chick or something, though I don't swing that way, it was just something I didn't expect. And according to Dani the chick is actually here, so wow, whatever mojo you have, I'm kind of sorry for you.)
Keller: No, I'm not into threesomes, I don't share, especially not my boyfriends. Sorry, Cheevy. Though that means you won't have to share either, I guess?
Dani: So, how do you seduce a mechanic? Back rubs? |
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[Dec. 31st, 2009|12:00 am] |
This year wasn't all that bad, but I'm sure 2010 will be better.
Stefan, pack your bags, we're going somewhere tomorrow night, and we won't be back until Sunday evening.
Oi, Annie. Hiiiiiii~
( Keller. ) |
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[Oct. 16th, 2009|02:32 am] |
( @Keller ) |
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[Jul. 19th, 2009|11:47 pm] |
I just bought a motorcycle yesterday (which proves my sister and I have a twin brainlink, what with going out and finding motor vehicles around the same time).
Someone needs to help me name her, or she'll end up being Bikey for the rest of her days, and that's a sad name for anything. |
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[May. 1st, 2009|04:43 pm] |
Laaaaadies. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|01:20 am] |
I just turned off the light in my room and I'm glowing in the dark. I'm bright yellow! I look like a bloody lamp! My hair is even glowing a bit. This is bizarre and I'm not sure I am enjoying it. |
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[Mar. 24th, 2009|02:15 pm] |
I'm on a mission!
I am looking for a male who is willing to go on a blind date. That's right! A blind date! I currently have an Aunt that is a bit of a stick in the mud. She needs some excitement in her life. Excitement! Sex! Sexual Excitement! Something other than just being a hateful bitch all day long.
So here are the qualifications for the job:
You must be attractive, powerful, huge ego, with delusions of superiority. Shit like that. If you've got those? She's bound to LOVE you, or at least give you sex at random intervals.
Also, if you are a King of some sort? That would help.
Apply here. |
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[Mar. 17th, 2009|11:28 am] |
Shamrock cookies - Check
Green shirt - Check
Green top hat - Check
Green beer - Check
Tolerable punk and Irish Traditional music - Check
Anyone who likes to party can come on over to my place at any time today and join the celebration. We're all Irish today. Even if we were Irish to begin with.
THIS MEANS YOU, MINIVER, KELLER, CASSIDY, SOREN, SKWISGAAR, LIAM, DEAN, SAM, AND CHAUCER. (and anyone else who feels like coming by) |
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[Mar. 4th, 2009|08:13 pm] |
Yo, Shortstack, Other Brother, what do you two say to a ride up the mountains to celebrate the upcoming national holiday the way it's supposed to be celebrated? |
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[Dec. 5th, 2008|12:29 pm] |
Shortstack, OtherBrother, what the hell do you jackoffs want for Christmas? I'm feeling generous. |
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[Nov. 1st, 2008|06:46 pm] |
Keller? You okay, Shrimp?
Anyone else need help? |
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[Oct. 27th, 2008|09:24 pm] |
Keller Cheevy - I'm off Wednesday. You're taking me out again. 7PM, London, meet me outside my place at [address].
Don't be late or you'll get more bruises. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2008|05:10 pm] |
One night of celebration is not enough for lil old me.
PARTY AT THE STARK PLACE!!!!!! WHO'S WITH ME?
( Mom? Daddy? ) |
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[Sep. 16th, 2008|11:43 pm] |
So I just got back into town a few hours ago, long enough to unpack and shower, get some of the road dust off. Slept most of the day so that I could make it back to London in one trip, so now I'm wide awake and have nothing to do.
Any foxy ladies in or around London want to get a midnight snack? I'm buying. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2008|08:39 pm] |
So, doubt anybody's noticed, but I kind of haven't been around for a while, got bored and decided to just take a motorcycle tour of Europe, Scotland mostly, and the outlying areas.
I'm not the kind of guy who usually says this sort of thing about nature and shit, but it's fucking beautiful out here, and I'm actually kind of humbled by it all. Starting to see why Shortstack does his whole communing with nature thing all the time.
Other-Brother, you can have the apartment back, I'll find my own place once I'm done with the trip. I'm up in the Grampian Mountains right now, so, uh, if you were worried you can stop, and if you were celebrating then go fuck yourself. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|06:22 am] |
Keller Cheevy, what can I say? The sun shines brighter when you are posting, and the wind seems warmer, and every day seems better as long as you are in it. There's no way I can even imagine going on without you.
Make this the best day of my life and say you will marry me. |
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[Jun. 6th, 2008|09:31 pm] |
So, this is weird.
At least that tornado didn't trash my bike. |
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[May. 9th, 2008|06:45 pm] |
Okay, what the fuck just happened here? I hit a... storm or something smack in the middle of the I-95 and on the other side of it I'm suddenly going the wrong way on the fucking autobahn or something!
Just lucky I didn't actually get hit, and there's this web cafe thing here. I have never been this lost EVER. |
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