Shamrock cookies - Check Green shirt - Check Green top hat - Check Green beer - Check Tolerable punk and Irish Traditional music - Check
Anyone who likes to party can come on over to my place at any time today and join the celebration. We're all Irish today. Even if we were Irish to begin with.
THIS MEANS YOU, MINIVER, KELLER, CASSIDY, SOREN, SKWISGAAR, LIAM, DEAN, SAM, AND CHAUCER. (and anyone else who feels like coming by)