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[Apr. 24th, 2009|08:05 pm] |
I really like it here, I can have strawberries whenever I want to and I don't have to nick them from Karl.
...Well, mostly Karl would give them to me anyway if I asked, I'm not one of the ones who makes too much noise in his brain.
The strawberries here aren't as good as his are though. But that's okay, they're still good. And I can have junk food here, not a lot of junk food left back home, don't think there's any junk food left back home, actually. It's sad. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2009|02:44 pm] |
Feels good to be drovin' again. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2009|11:49 pm] |
Hiiii information humaaans!~
I'm lost. Where is my house?
MUST FIND MASTER ZIM.
I'm lookin but my legs don't have any fuel in em. Or tuna. I WANNA GO FAST. Heeee.
But I saw a lion! It went like this: nnyyarghOWR!
Does the big pyramid thingy have tacooos? |
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[Apr. 19th, 2009|10:20 pm] |
I'm back.
Who missed me? |
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[Apr. 18th, 2009|06:49 pm] |
I know I haven't been here very long, but I can already tell I'm going to like it here.
I have a whole flat to myself, just upstairs of a little studio, like for ballet classes, but I don't teach ballet, I teach yoga to children, it's all sorts of fun. Today we got to be butterflies and fly all over the world like a migration, and we got to be trees, and I was a spruce tree because I'm the tallest. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|04:58 pm] |
:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O (do you see a smile or a frown? think hard now)
HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING TO SEE ME AROUND?
Wait no longer! Boys and girls, I'm tired of laying low. It's boring. The food there sucks, let me tell you, nobody can cook. It's mostly runny fried eggs and cantaloupes.
No no no. I need a full meal! So I'm back, and ready for some fun.
Fun. It's today's secret word. If I hear you saying it, maybe I'll run you down on a motorcycle, or feed you to the fishes wearing a fedora, or make your small intestine into delicious jam, or give you only the very best spot on the shelf to put your head after I take it off with a chainsaw. It's all equal these days, all very even. The economy may be in trouble, folks, but I've got no lack of...funding.
So! Who wants some fun? |
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[Apr. 16th, 2009|08:20 pm] |
Well, shoot and damn. I seem to have lost my ability to calm children. That is if the lollipop finger prints all over my shirt is to be believed.
Now I'm just going to have to charm the children the old fashioned way. Bribe them. |
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[Apr. 16th, 2009|12:04 pm] |
Adapting to this place requires even more time and energy than I had previously thought.
Still, it does amusement me, watching the way that people conduct themselves now.
I wonder how the majority would react, if they knew my name? |
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[Apr. 15th, 2009|07:08 pm] |
Oh, thank God. I can finally grab a bite to eat without hearing everything my food is thinking. It was tedious to the point of headache.
Alternately: the books about me - well, slightly about me - they're not so bad. At least they paint Saint Stefan as the whiner he truly is. |
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[Apr. 15th, 2009|10:42 pm] |
Mr Teatime was right, for once. The world isn't ready for two Susan Sto Helits.
It'd be rather terrifying if we got into an argument, though, so I should be thankful she's gone... even if she was rather useful when it came to dealing with unruly students. |
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[Apr. 15th, 2009|08:55 am] |
Wheeeee! That was fun!
...Now where am I? This doesn't look like Whitechapel, it's too... dry. |
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