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Santa Claus (jollysaintnick) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-12-21 00:32:00

Entry tags:

ace, adikia, ares, colin creevey, crush, doctor steel, gabriella montez, henry townshend, kakia, london tipton, luna lovegood, mark cohen, meat, meg giry, navi, rose tyler, santa claus, satan, stormer, the ninth doctor

HO HO HO!!!
Everybody being good these last four nights before the flight?

There have been revisions to our policy regarding bad little boys and girls. We've been hassled into "going green" by our local activist elves, so instead of giving coal, we will be giving out soy sprouts. Something about leaving a minimal carbon footprint, whatever that means.

We're working overtime these next few days, to make sure each and every one of you gets exactly what you want this Christmas, or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or even Ramadan and Festivus! We're branching out, up here at the North Pole! Enterprising! Getting everybody in on the holiday spirit! Whatever holiday suits you!

Anyone who hasn't sent out their letters to me can contact me personally, right here!

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	heyheylisten 2008-12-21 01:43 am UTC (link)
	OMYGOSH. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	blood_lust 2008-12-21 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I want virgins. Give them to me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	whats_your_vice 2008-12-21 01:50 am UTC (link)
	I have been Very, very good this year... (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	moreevilthanyou 2008-12-21 01:58 am UTC (link)
	I think I got some of your mail. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	twiceloved 2008-12-21 02:04 am UTC (link)
	We just got a kitten. dude you're real. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	alluringoddity 2008-12-21 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Hello Mr. Claus. It's lovely to meet you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	outofwonderland 2008-12-21 02:19 am UTC (link)
	I wrote a letter, but I didn't know how to sign it, you see. Since I'm somebody else(Although I'm not quite sure who, and if I'm them, then who's me?) But I don't know if the new me was good or bad. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	makinmischief 2008-12-21 02:24 am UTC (link)
	OHMYGOSH is that who I think it is?! Wow. Uhm... I want a new record deal for Christmas? No, really I've been pretty bad, I don't expect anything. But my orange kitten, Pizzazz? As far as I know she's been good, and I'm pretty sure she would like a new catnip mouse or something. I don't know if you do animals, but she can't talk so I figured I'd put a word in for her. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	doctorsteel 2008-12-21 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Ahhh... Santa. We meet again. How did those cookies work out for you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	robyngraves 2008-12-21 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Like I needed another reason to hate this month. (Reply to this)

	oh_hyper_one 2008-12-21 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Santa? I don't want anything for Christmas. I have exactly what I want, and that's Luna. She's been the love of my life for quite some time now, and I just asked her to marry me a few days ago. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	dancer_meg 2008-12-21 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Bonjour, Mr. Claus. I rememember writing to you when I was a little girl when I lived in Paris. I always amired you for being so good to everyone around the world and help everyone believe in the true spirit of Christmas. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	arose_isarose 2008-12-21 02:35 am UTC (link)
	This doesn't make any sense...but here it goes. I want to be with the Doctor. Not just any doctor, mind you. The Doctor with big ears and a devious grin - that's who I want. Maybe some chips, too? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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lovehappymedium, 2008-12-21 06:31 pm UTC

Doctor with a Devious Grin -

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Re: Doctor with a Devious Grin -

lovehappymedium, 2008-12-21 06:35 pm UTC

Doctor...Human Version -

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Doctor...Human Version -

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Doctor...Human Version -

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	hippy_turtle 2008-12-21 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Dude! You're that Santa Claus dude! Dude, I'll tell you what I'd like. A big pool. I miss the big blue sea. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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lovehappymedium
2008-12-21 02:57 am UTC (link)

OI I KNOW YOU!

You're the one I ran into that time I was in the North Pole. You took my TARDIS and I was stuck in the freezing weather for a whole night, in an igloo... with... PENGUINS. But I think I deserved it though, for stealing your hot chocolate. I hope you and Mrs. Claus have a wonderful holiday.

For Christmas, I'll tell you exactly what I want. I want to be with the only woman who has ever held my heart. I want the woman with the angelic blonde hair and a fearless personality and who can make me laugh like no other. Her name is Rose Tyler, and I have loved her since I first met her. That's what I want for Christmas.

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	muchomastrbaton 2008-12-21 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Hey, Santa. Maybe some heat here? And money for me to pay my rent for the apartment? Or a new video camera. Mine broke. Then again, you do know how old it was. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	redhero 2008-12-21 03:20 am UTC (link)
	I suppose a lower crime rate, harsher sentencing for repeat offenders, tighter gun control and decreased gang activity are beyond your scope, eh? (Not to bum you out or anything. Merry Christmas, incidentally.) That's assuming that vigilantism doesn't break the Naughty List Barrier. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	morningbringer 2008-12-21 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Esther will insist on "helping" me make your cookies this year, and she'll probably want to know what your favorite variety is. What do you want for Christmas, old man? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	dumb_heiress 2008-12-21 03:45 am UTC (link)
	YAY for CHRISTMAS! Wow, I've never yay-ed anyone except myself. And Maddie that one time. And Esteban. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	guyin302 2008-12-21 08:53 am UTC (link)
	After everything I've seen, this really shouldn't surprise me. And yet it does. I'm not sure whether that's hilarious or makes me a really bad paranormal investigator. I get the feeling that due to certain...actions I've taken this year, I'll be getting one of those sprouts. I'll leave cookies out anyway, though. (Reply to this)

	antigone_grace 2008-12-21 10:09 am UTC (link)
	Wow... hi. (Reply to this)

	noonebutyou 2008-12-21 10:23 am UTC (link)
	Wow. Santa. As in honest-to-the-Vibe Santa, rather than Globalsoft's shiny plastic one. ...I promise I've been a good little Bohemian, if that'll get me anything. (Reply to this)

	ex_theoperag166 2008-12-21 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	Santa...Father Christmas... Not that I really believed in you in the past because, well, Christmas was always a lonely time for me more so than the other 364. Perhaps...do you think you could persuade Joanne to consent to be my wife? (Reply to this) (Thread)

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	Santa echooutoftime 2008-12-21 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	Santa, you know what I want? I want one thing and one thing only. My mom to be alive and okay. Everyone else is fine, I am finally somewhat happy, but I miss her and it wasn't fair that she had to die because of me. (Reply to this)

	acesarerare 2008-12-21 07:20 pm UTC (link)
	Santa? Oh, wicked. Do I get presents this year, or have I blown up too much to be called 'good'? (Reply to this)

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