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Santa Claus (jollysaintnick) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-12-21 00:32:00

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HO HO HO!!!
Everybody being good these last four nights before the flight?

There have been revisions to our policy regarding bad little boys and girls. We've been hassled into "going green" by our local activist elves, so instead of giving coal, we will be giving out soy sprouts. Something about leaving a minimal carbon footprint, whatever that means.

We're working overtime these next few days, to make sure each and every one of you gets exactly what you want this Christmas, or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or even Ramadan and Festivus! We're branching out, up here at the North Pole! Enterprising! Getting everybody in on the holiday spirit! Whatever holiday suits you!

Anyone who hasn't sent out their letters to me can contact me personally, right here!

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	outofwonderland 2008-12-21 02:19 am UTC (link)
	I wrote a letter, but I didn't know how to sign it, you see. Since I'm somebody else(Although I'm not quite sure who, and if I'm them, then who's me?) But I don't know if the new me was good or bad. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	jollysaintnick 2008-12-21 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Alice, my dear, you've always been quite easily befuddled by the things that are quite simple. You are Alice, and Alice has always been a good girl, though fanciful. What were you wanting this year, young lady? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outofwonderland 2008-12-21 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure I'm not still Alice, according to the... orange thing I was shown. But I try to be good. I don't know that I want anything, sir... If I was where I thought I was, I'd maybe want to stay the same size, but I do not think that's where I am. And so I think I am not in need of anything, thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jollysaintnick 2008-12-21 02:37 am UTC (link)
	And the same size you shall stay. I promise you that, dear. Have a merry Christmas, Alice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outofwonderland 2008-12-21 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that will be a relief. thank you sir! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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