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Santa Claus ([info]jollysaintnick) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-12-21 00:32:00

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HO HO HO!!!
Everybody being good these last four nights before the flight?

There have been revisions to our policy regarding bad little boys and girls. We've been hassled into "going green" by our local activist elves, so instead of giving coal, we will be giving out soy sprouts.  Something about leaving a minimal carbon footprint, whatever that means.



We're working overtime these next few days, to make sure each and every one of you gets exactly what you want this Christmas, or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa, or even Ramadan and Festivus! We're branching out, up here at the North Pole! Enterprising! Getting everybody in on the holiday spirit! Whatever holiday suits you!

Anyone who hasn't sent out their letters to me can contact me personally, right here!


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[info]jollysaintnick
2008-12-21 02:26 am UTC (link)
Mary, you've been good at heart, just rebellious, and drawn into the wrong crowd. Though, that's not enough. Perhaps working diligently at being good in the coming year might help you.

I can get your cat a mouse, certainly.

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[info]makinmischief
2008-12-21 02:30 am UTC (link)
You're right. I'll try to be good, Santa! :D I'll work hard and everything and totally not be an accessory to kidnapping.

And the kitty thanks you.

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[info]jollysaintnick
2008-12-21 02:38 am UTC (link)
Merry Christmas, Mary!

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