Pax Letale

Happy Birthday, James! <3 Have a great day!

[6:25am]

Baby, it's cold outside <3 <3 <3

Are you home? look out the window!

[Time-stamped 3:47 a.m. This post was intended to be locked to several specific tenants, but was posted publicly by mistake.]

Have any of you seen Abel lately? Just... in the halls or around the building or anything?

[Dated this morning.]

What.

The.

Hell.

Nikki Nishka.

Who's the idiot who spent all night gluing keys to the ceiling??????

Hey...CatCon is coming up and I was thinking of bringing Bear. Do you want to come with? There's Starbucks in it for you ;)

[backdated to Tuesday, July 4th.]

Okaaaay, so I need to strike that offer to make dinner tonight. I went out and bought groceries this morning, but then I went down to the gym and when I got back, the place looked like a tornado hit it, and something happened to all the food I bought.

More of that weird stuff that you mentioned? Better keep Rob away, just in case. It's going to take all night to get everything cleaned up.

Now I ain't one to judge the bountiful creatures on this planet, but I don't reckon seein' anything about huge snakes takin' up a residence in the brochure for this livin' space.

I don't suppose anyone happens to carry on their person a collection of choice food parcels for large reptilian beasts? They're lookin' awful hungry up here...

[ Backdated to June 3rd, as a direct effect of attempting to offer yoga classes to Nish as a means of cheering her up...]

Howdy, y'all!

Let me tell ya about a f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c opportunity I've taken upon myself to offer this community, on account of wantin' to bring everyone a little bit closer to that healin' power inside of us. Ya don't need to be an expert, ya only gotta be willin' to try, and success'll surely happen!

Every Sunday morning at 9 a.m. sharp, as long as the sun is shinin' her pretty face down on the world, I'll be on the beach directly behind this buildin', offerin' free yoga lessons. That's right, just bring a smile and a yoga mat!

Private to 108

Figure it's about time we got to work on your truck! How's about a Saturday mornin' sometime soon?

( How can you tell if an addict is lying? )

Sooo LA Pride is this weekend. Who else is going?

I'm starting to feel a little cooped up here. Did you hear they found a dead body in someone's apartment downstairs? WTH!?!

Want to hit ARTsea with me on Saturday? Fresh air, free music, and arts and crafts galleries - might be your cup of tea?

You can invite your friend along, too as long as you promise not to turn me into the third wheel.

Yes. There is a way to get you out of your lease. You'd need to get a note from your doctor stating you are unable to live there due to the emotional trauma, but I'm assuming that won't be difficult. Let me know if you want to pursue this and I'll set up a meeting with Stephan.

Rafe, are you okay??? omg my hands are shaking, please be okay...

I heard that postin' in here was somethin' a person oughta do when they first move in! I'm Thomas, but y'all can call me anything, just don't call me late!! Lol.

I'm gonna be down at The Environmental Nature Center a lot, just doin' my thing, and y'all should come pay me a visit if ya like nature and don't hate our beautiful mother earth! I wouldn't even do a dog the way so many people like to treat her. =(

Anywho, if any of y'all have met Matt, he's pretty much my best friend ever, and he oughta go check his mailbox, 'cause I left him a present.

Well, I reckon that's enough from me. Nice to meet y'all! =D

Hey so, long story short I got a free spa day from my building management. Wanna come get wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud? I'll pay for you, my treat.

Uh, so. Am I the only person who noticed this place is back to normal again? Like. What the hell happened last week?

Hey so...is class still on tomorrow?

Who the hell was up here last night spilling peoples' secrets? Like. This isn't cool.

And what the hell happened on my floor?

This place is like. Definitely weird AF.

These posters appeared all over the lobby, inside every elevator and posted on each floor sometime around 3am Friday morning.