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Augustus Bernard | ᛏ Tīwaz ᛏ (oathretractor) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2017-04-16 09:33:00

Entry tags:

aphrodite, eris, loki, tyr, uke mochi

605 to everyone
Who the hell was up here last night spilling peoples' secrets? Like. This isn't cool.

And what the hell happened on my floor?

This place is like. Definitely weird AF.

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	nishka 2017-04-16 10:49 am UTC (link)
	Wait, what? What secrets??? What floor?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-04-16 10:51 am UTC (link)
	Sixth floor. Like. I thought I was the only one up here? ~~It's pretty cool having a floor to myself.~~ And I sure as hell don't care about gossip. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nishka 2017-04-16 10:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm coming up there. Just... don't...let anyone else read them... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-04-16 10:56 am UTC (link)
	I don't wanna burst your bubble but like. I'm not gonna hide them. Just wanted to make sure everyone knew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nishka 2017-04-16 11:02 am UTC (link)
	No! No, I'm coming up there right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-04-16 11:04 am UTC (link)
	Suit yourself. Not like I know who these secrets are about, anyway. I only know like. Three people here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eristic 2017-04-16 10:57 am UTC (link)
	IT'S ON EVERY FUCKING FLOOR? How am I NOT surprised. What's yours look like???? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	1/2 oathretractor 2017-04-16 10:58 am UTC (link)
	?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	2/2 oathretractor 2017-04-16 11:00 am UTC (link)
	Fuck if I know, some kinda weird gate shit is up here. And it smells in the hallway. Like some kind of hippy smell. And like. There's junk on the floor. I just wanted to like. Go buy some discounted easter candy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 2/2 eristic 2017-04-16 11:01 am UTC (link)
	NGL it sounds like it'd be up your alley, with, you know, what was going on the other night... I'm coming up DO NOT GO ANYWHERE...which I guess...kinda goes without saying? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 2/2 oathretractor 2017-04-16 11:05 am UTC (link)
	Nah, this is some pungent smoke. Like. In a different way. It's probably some hippy on the next floor. Or something. Do you have any candy??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 2/2 eristic 2017-04-16 11:09 am UTC (link)
	UUhhhh I think I have some Cadbury eggs? Like, two? I'll bring you one. ~~I already ate the rest...~~ Though, you know, now is really not the time to be thinking about candy... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 2/2 oathretractor 2017-04-16 11:13 am UTC (link)
	I ran out of cereal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 2/2 eristic 2017-04-16 11:18 am UTC (link)
	By ran out, do you mean you finished eating ALL OF THE MARSHMALLOWS out of the Lucky Charms??? Because that SO doesn't mean you're OUT of cereal, Gusgus. I think I have some Trix, but jfc, can you quiet your black hole of a stomach for five minutes??? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 2/2 oathretractor 2017-04-16 11:22 am UTC (link)
	What??? No one likes the brown pieces! Why do they even include them in the boxes? I don't like Trix. Got any Captain Crunch? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 2/2 eristic 2017-04-16 11:24 am UTC (link)
	UGH NO. Stay put, I'm coming up to your floor. Not gonna chance it with the elevator so it might take me a minute. DO NOT MOVE. OR BREATHE. GOT IT? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 2/2 oathretractor 2017-04-16 11:47 am UTC (link)
	Okay, but like. Don't touch the stuff on the floor. I don't trust it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rosemary_thyme 2017-04-16 11:36 am UTC (link)
	I just woke up and my floor is like the tropics? I mean, it's nice, but... what the hell. You alright, Gus? ~~Do you want me to come over?~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-04-16 11:49 am UTC (link)
	That's...so weird. Summer isn't for like another two months. ~~Are you gonna wear a bikini~~ Yeah, I'm gonna help some lady from downstairs. She's like super freaked about the secrets. Dunno why. Are... you gonna be okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

rosemary_thyme
2017-04-16 11:56 am UTC (link)

I think I'll be okay, I'm just going to stick to my apartment for the time being and hope everything goes back to normal. My cell is dead too, I can't even make calls. Luckily the bakery is closed for the holiday.

And if you need food, I have some. :) I know you don't keep a fully stocked kitchen ;) And there's food in my hallway? Like, fruit, but I don't know how good it would be to eat...

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	oathretractor 2017-04-16 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	What??? Mine is, too. I tried to like. Call Trader Joe's. But I can't get any signal. I might. BB only has crappy cereal flavors. I'm kinda out of cereal right now. But...you'd probably make something better than cereal. =) Wait. Your floor, too? There's like flowers and old food up here, too. Weird. Someone had the munchies? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosemary_thyme 2017-04-16 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah my phone is just zero reception, zero internet, zero everything. I can only get onto the community board too! I can't even get outside internet sites. I'll definitely make sure we're all well fed. :) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tangoaurora 2017-04-16 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	None of my secrets are there, I can assure you that without even having to see them. At least since the internet is down people can't post anything online about it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oathretractor 2017-04-16 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	Wait. Are you saying you did this? 'Cause I didn't hear anybody in the hallway last night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tangoaurora 2017-04-16 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	Of course not! What's the use of having things like that if you share it with everyone? I just keep mine better is all. (Reply to this) (Parent)