Okay, so... I've been thinking.

[ pause ] Oh, if you're a kid, you probably shouldn't listen to this. I have no idea how many of you are out there, but Fletcher, Xion, and you other kids, this means you, okay?

I think we should come up with a way to convince Sentience to let us have sex.

I know we have some smart people here, I'm sure we can figure something out.

So, where would a guy go to get porn around here?

I heard there's a baseball team here! Can I join?! I bat cleanup, and I play third base! Please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase!!

[Tajima blinks as he reads the welcome message.]

Ehhhh?

[He blinks a few more times, reading it over again.]

What if I drop the soap?!