[ An amethyst-haired woman, who is not at all intimidated by the technology spoken of, is staring at the screen with a determined expression. Even though she's dressed quite professionally in her white-and-blue uniform, she feels quite under-prepared to be making this broadcast.  Her restraints prevent her from wearing her Barrier Jacket, and her weapons, and it makes her feel alone.

Even so, Subaru looks into the camera, directly addressing you.

Yes, YOU. ]

I am Sergeant Subaru Nakajima, of the Time-Space Administration Bureau. I am requesting to speak to my-- our captor right away, if they are available on this network. They have-- [ Her voice falters for the briefest moment, the realization of when and where she last was creeping to the forefront of her thoughts. ] --pulled me from a very important mission, and I must return to Special Duty Section 6 right away!

[ There's an air of amusement in her tone. ] I'm sure my friends will overlook the incident this once, if my release can be negotiated quickly. [ Or, you know, Nanoha will blow the entire place to smithereens. Their choice. ]

Thank you for in advance for your cooperation. [ With a polite bow of her head, she signs off. ]

OK, one? This basket needs way more cookies and chocolate! Nice thought and all, but there's just not enough. You don't wanna make a cute girl like me sad, do you~?

Two, what the hell -- crimes? Are you serious? I was doing my job, god! I can't believe a computer could be this stupid. [a purple haro forces it's way into the video]

Dumbass! Dumbass!

Exactly. You better be listening Acumen! And what's with this stupid chain? It's annoying and uncomfortable and I want it gone. [ugh, this is so retarded]

Three; the most important part~ [she winks before speaking again in a considerably darker tone] My brothers. I want Michael and Johann, I want them now, and if you don't give me what I want, then you're even dumber than I thought you were. If I have to, I'll find you and fuck you up good, got it~? [peace!]

... I'm not...

[A few deep, shaky breaths.]

... I'm... alive?

[There's a long pause in the voice feed while Nakama discovers the welcome basket and reads the pamphlet, then another pause while she digests it all. It's not so hard to believe, given what she's just been through, but it still takes some time to absorb. Then she switches on video, revealing a young, very skinny girl with her dark hair pulled into a high ponytail. She looks tired and wan, like she's just been through a serious struggle, and she's also wearing a rather odd dress.]

Hello... um... my name is Mako Nakarai... I just read the pamphlet, and it was really helpful, but there's still something I don't understand. That message on the headset - um, communicator - said that I'd killed a lot of people, but the evacuation was finished when I started my fight. I - I shouldn't have killed anyone... why would it say that?

[Genocide... that means a lot of people, doesn't it? And destruction of a planet is just too weird, that one must be a mistake.]

... I guess that's it. [A thin, weak smile.] H - Hello, everyone.

[The video on the communicator is switched on and it takes a second for the frazzled blonde to realize that she had finally succeeding in figuring it out. For a second she lets herself be triumphant...then the annoyance returns]

What the hell is going on? [She picks up the pamphlet and waves it around angrily] None of this is serious, right? I mean it can't be. This has to be some really retarded joke or... [She trails off momentarily too overcome with anger to speak properly. When she finally manages to regain said ability, she changes tactics] I didn't even do half these things! And what does deicide and filicide mean? You're just making stuff up to make me seem more guilty, aren't you? [She glares accusingly, not really caring exactly who she is blaming for all this at the moment]

[After a long moment where the teenage girl finally stops glaring and gathers her thoughts, she sighs and looks away looking a little sad] So I'm really stuck here? [Quieter, nearly mumbled] What happened to this finally being my normal life? [AND FIN]

Alright. Who's the fucker that stole my knife? Because the thing is - you put your hands on my stuff, I break your face. Tell me we're being crystal clear here cause I don't know how to put it clearer.

[ANNOYED 8| also, leaving her empty apartment to pay a visit to the defense hq. feel free to get her en route or meet her there]

[Artemis is paw-mashing his communicator.]

HELP!

THERE ARE ROBOTS WEARING PILES OF DEAD CATS.

[MASHMASHMASHMASHMASHMASH... But he didn't read the pamphlet. He wants out! B|]

[ so there is a Link passed out in the house on the couch. and there is a Timcanpy sitting on his head and chewing on his braid. ]

[ his eyes open and he falls off the couch and knocks the communicator onnnn ] Cardinal! What are you doing to -

to...

Timcanpy?

[ IDK so confused over here ]