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WHO: Lumos Boot, Terry Boot, a few Kettleburns, & a few not-Kettleburns
WHAT: A summer.
WHEN: June to August
WHERE: UK & Australia
WARNINGS: Regurgitation. And kangaroos.

( [3] Looks like I’m joining you soon! )

WHO: Lumos Boot & Byron Kettleburn feat. Terry Boot
WHAT: From shortly after the destruction of the MRC to sending Terry back to Hogwarts.
WHEN: March 29 to April 8
WHERE: Everywhere
WARNINGS: It’s really long. Don’t @ me!

( “What are you doing here?” )

WHO: Byron Kettleburn, Victoria Mulciber and Clement Max
WHAT: Everyone's double lives catching up to them
WHEN: Tonight, 7 April
WHERE: The Daily Prophet offices
WARNINGS: Violence, death.

( You must have the wrong guy. I can barely be trusted to apparate myself home at night. )

WHO: Byron Kettleburn and Francine Goldstein
WHAT: Two nemeses cross paths and definitely get along
WHEN: April 7
WHERE: Starbeaks

( They were all taken, except for one. And when Byron realized who he’d have to share the table with, he let out an audible groan. )

( Belatedly, tucked into this morning's edition of the Prophet and littering the streets and walls of Diagon Alley. )

WHO: Betty Braithwaite and Byron Kettleburn
WHAT: Two colleagues having a chat
WHEN: Monday, 2 April (backdated)
WHERE: The Beacon warehouse
WARNINGS: None

( I’d take Fudge’s bullshit over all of this any day. The Death Eaters make him look harmless. )

WHO: Clement Max and Byron Kettleburn
WHAT: Clem catches Byron on his paper route
WHEN: Late tonight, 3 April
WHERE: Diagon Alley
WARNINGS: 😬

( Just out for a late night stroll and thought I’d collect all the rubbish while I’m at it. )

WHO: Lumos Boot & Byron Kettleburn
WHAT: Clearing the air.
WHEN: Last night, March 28
WHERE: Byron's flat

( “Sorry. I should’ve rang first.” )

WHO: Vic Mulciber and Byron Kettleburn
WHAT: Two buds playing catch-up
WHEN: Last night, 26 March
WHERE: A bar in Diagon Alley.
WARNINGS: None!

( I’ve just got one of those faces that incites violent outbursts. )

( DAILY PROPHET: 25 MARCH )

WHO: Lumos Boot and Byron Kettleburn
WHAT: Practicing Memory Charms!
WHEN: Tonight
WHERE: Lumos' house
WARNINGS: None!

( I’m going to clog Malfoy’s office toilet and I don’t want any witnesses. )

WHO: Byron Kettleburn & Rhys Cadwallader.
WHAT: Snarky bros killing fake DEs.
WHEN: Today!
WHERE: The Gentle Green.
WARNINGS: Nah.

( We’re going to get you in fighting shape if it’s the last thing I do. )

WHO: Lumos Boot and Byron Kettleburn
WHAT: A short-lived romance
WHEN: 5th year, '99-'00
WHERE: Hogwarts & various
WARNINGS: Suggestions of underage sex, unplanned pregnancy

( I’m planning an experiment to see how many chocolate frogs I can fit in my mouth at once. )

( Owl to Byron Kettleburn )

( NSFW Owl to Byron Kettleburn )

( DAILY PROPHET: 15 FEBRUARY, MORNING EDITION )

WHO: Byron Kettleburn
WHAT: Basking in glory
WHEN: 4 February, late
WHERE: Byron's flat
WARNINGS: 😕

( But in the dim of his living room, he felt nothing. Empty. )

( Unmarked Owl to Terry Boot. )

( Tucked inside the Evening Edition of The Daily Prophet and scattered throughout Diagon Alley. )

( Owl to Byron Kettleburn )

( DAILY PROPHET: 31 JANUARY )

( Owl to Byron Kettleburn )

( DAILY PROPHET: 27 JANUARY )

WHO: Becca Dunstan, Andy Smudgley, Byron Kettleburn and Dolores Umbridge
WHAT: Andy and Byron check in on the MRC
WHEN: Monday, 22 January
WHERE: The Ministry/MRC
WARNINGS: None!

( “I’m not going to like, get quoted in the Daily Prophet or anything, am I?” )

WHO: Byron Kettleburn & Lumos Boot
WHAT: Two times the Death Eaters were a drag.
WHEN: January 24, late afternoon & evening
WHERE: Lumo's abode
WARNINGS: Andy :(

( “Andy got you pregnant?” )