DISORDER IC

WHO: Jasper Williamson & Noëlle Zabini
WHEN: Saturday, 2nd June
WHERE: DMLE offices
WHAT: Jasper is out to get his revenge.

( Is that why you sent the flowers? )

WHO: Noëlle & Blaise Zabini
WHEN: Backdated to a few days after the battle, I have been so lazy about writing.
WHERE: The Zabini House
WHAT: More mother/son bonding
WARNINGS: None

( Did you hear the good news? )

WHO: Noëlle Zabini & Rabastan Lestrange.
WHAT: Discussing the future.
WHEN: 15 May 2018.
WHERE: Noëlle's home.

( Would you believe me if I said I've stopped planning different ways I could kill you? )

( Owl to Jasper Williamson )

( BOTCHED BOTCH BALL PART 1 )

WHO: Rabastan Lestrange & Noëlle Zabini
WHEN: Various points over the last however long they've been seeing each other
WHERE: Various locations
WHAT: Romantic discussions of murder and marriage
WARNINGS: Talk of murder?

( You could always not kill me. )

WHO: Noëlle and Blaise Zabini
WHEN: Various points over the break
WHERE: The Zabini Family Home
WHAT: Holidays with the Zabinis
WARNINGS: Bad Parenting

( You're never too young to start preparing against wrinkles )

WHO: Noëlle Zabini and Lucius Malfoy
WHAT: Coffeetime plottings
WHEN: January 5, 2018
WHERE: Some high-end coffee shop

( Don’t tell Rabastan, but I think your office is much better decorated. )

WHO: Jasper Williamson, Flick Swann (NPC), Luca Williamson (NPC), Noëlle Zabini, and a lawyer.
WHAT: Jasper and Flick have a plan they didn’t tell anyone about. Aka, why Jasper hasn’t been yelling as much this month.
WHEN: Various days spanning 9 December to 28 December.
WHERE: Jasper’s home / Flick’s home / Flick’s mother’s home / Octavian's home.
WARNINGS: A+ parenting skills at the end!

( Could she plot an untraceable murder by tonight? )

WHO: Eleanor Gamp & Noëlle Zabini
WHEN: 5th December
WHERE: E.L.M and Wizards Undertakers & Embalmers
WHAT: A nice chat about murder and such over tea.
WARNINGS: A dead body?

( Your husbands are always welcome here )

WHO: Noëlle Zabini & Jasper Williamson.
WHAT: RIP Octavian Williamson, loving husband and father of 2.
WHEN: Feb 2017.
WHERE: A cemetery.
WARNINGS: None.

( Seven husbands in, Noëlle was very well practiced at playing the grieving widow. By husband three she’d learned to forgo the waterproof mascara because you looked much more distraught with black streaks running down your face. )

( sent to all purebloods (minus blood traitors) and purists at an earlier date, because the Parkinsons are more punctual about these things than Hayley )

WHO: Noëlle Zabini
WHEN: Lunch, 19 October
WHERE: Diagon Alley
WHAT: Dementor-free, I hope?
WARNINGS: Dementors.

( It was just a shame that she was going to have to ruin the atmosphere by firing her agent )

WHO: Jasper Williamson & Noëlle Zabini
WHEN: Friday 13th
WHERE: Lawyer's Office
WHAT: Truth Serum + Lawyer meetings = ...
WARNINGS: None

( Who knew Noëlle deigned to drink at Starbeaks? )

WHO: Noëlle Shyverwretch and Lucius Malfoy
WHAT: Potions (almost) mishaps
WHEN: Fourth year
WHERE: Potions class
WARNINGS: None!

( Was that the wrong thing to say? Was she now going to be the weirdo who sharpened her own knife? Did the Malfoys have a house elf designated to just that task or something? )

WHO: Noëlle Zabini & Rabastan Lestrange.
WHAT: A lunch date!
WHEN: Backdated to 11 September 2017.
WHERE: Whistle & Skull, Diagon Alley.
WARNINGS: Comic books.

( Perhaps we need to work on your attitude towards weddings then. )

( Templates )