DISORDER IC

WHO:  Merrick Gamp & Eleanor Mun
WHAT: Not asking one another to Hogsmeade.
WHEN: 5th year 1991 (I think?)
WHERE: Hogwarts
WARNINGS: Nah

( Have you ever held a human heart in your hand? )

WHO:  Residents of Knockturn/Diagon and their guests (but tbh anyone could show up, they're not keeping tabs). An ugly sweater is the only requirement (and you'll get kicked out if you don't have one)!
WHAT: The 6th Annual Ugly Holiday Jumper Party, hosted by the Gamp Family.
WHEN: Tonight!
WHERE: Gamp Funeral and Community Hall.
WARNINGS: It's Knockturn. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

( We'll be the last to let you down! )

( Posters plastered across Knockturn and Diagon Alley )

WHO: Merrick & Eleanor Gamp.
WHAT: Making plans.
WHEN: Today.
WHERE: E.L.M. and Wizards Undertakers & Embalmers, Knockturn.
WARNINGS: Talk of death (and a dead guy).

( This party will be an excellent opportunity to remind some of them that life is a fleeting thing, and who better to trust with the remains of it than us. Also to showcase my jumper. )

( sent to all purebloods (minus blood traitors) and purists at an earlier date, because the Parkinsons are more punctual about these things than Hayley )

( Templates )