DISORDER IC

“You have fought valiantly. Lord Voldemort knows how to value bravery.

Yet you have sustained heavy losses. If you continue to resist me, you will all die, one by one. I do not wish this to happen. Every drop of magical blood spilled is a loss and a waste.

Lord Voldemort is merciful. I command my forces to retreat immediately.

You have one hour. Dispose of your dead with dignity. Treat your injured

I speak now, Harry Potter, directly to you. You have permitted your friends to die for you rather than face me yourself. I shall wait for one hour in the Forbidden Forest. If, at the end of that hour, you have not come to me, have not given yourself up, then battle recommences. This time, I shall enter the fray myself, Harry Potter, and I shall find you, and I shall punish every last man, woman, and child who has tried to conceal you from me. One hour.”

If you’d like to document where your character is at during the ceasefire, this is the post for that!

WHO: Pius Thicknesse & Craig Wood
WHAT: A bonfire!
WHEN: May 17, afternoon
WHERE: The atrium
WARNINGS: Death

Where the Magic Is Might statue once stood is now a pile of the Ministry's prohibited technology with Craig Wood tied to a stake in the very middle.

Minister Thicknesse — looking a little peaked, but in good spirits — makes a short speech with an apology for his behavior on the wireless the other day (Being Minister is a very stressful job, but he's feeling much better now.), a brief rundown one why this bonfire is happening today which was mostly what he said in the wireless broadcast before he had his little moment, and absolutely no comment on the poor man in the middle of the pile. He'll not be taking any questions at this time. Magical Maintenance is on hand to make sure no one dies of smoke inhalation, he adds with a laugh!

But when one of the Magical Maintenance workers steps forward and shakily lights the bonfire, though, it's clear Craig Wood isn't included in that.

The DMLE is expected to be on hand to assist if necessary and anyone who attempts to interrupt the proceedings will be arrested.

( THE FIRST ANNUAL TINWORTH CHARITY DUELLING TOURNAMENT )

WHO: Gawain & the DMLE
WHAT: Gawain is back from beyond the grave.
WHEN: February 28
WHERE: The DMLE offices
WARNINGS: It smells terrible.

Sitting at Gawain's old desk this morning was...Gawain! There's a note pinned to his chest that says, "If you won't listen to me, maybe you'll listen to him."

WHO: The Order of the Phoenix
WHAT: Order meeting
WHEN: February 26, late evening
WHERE: An Order safehouse

With the journal wards acting up, Kingsley thought it was best to call for an Order meeting. So, late at night, he sends his lynx patronus to each of them, inviting them to his safehouse. Topics for discussion tonight are: how to communicate in the meantime, how to use the malfunctioning wards to their advantage (planting bugs on them!), and what their next move is in general.

( Volunteers from the pcal for bugging )

WHO: The Order of the Phoenix
WHAT: Order meeting
WHEN: backdated to February 23, evening
WHERE: The Podmore residence

Last night, Kingsley called for a meeting to discuss the initiative today and to vote on the new group of recruitees. After that, he opened the floor up to other topics of discussion. Feel free to make a new header if you like!

WHO: The very best of purist society. And gatecrashers.
WHAT: The Benefactors Of Traditional Cultural Heritage (BOTCH) Charity Gala
WHEN: Wednesday, February 14, 8:00pm-midnight [posted slightly early for comments etc]
WHERE: Near Royal Tunbridge Wells
WARNINGS: 😇

( 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 )

WHO:  Friends of Gawain.
WHAT: Gawain's funeral IC/OOC.
WHEN: Today, Saturday, February 10th.
WHERE: Somewhere nice and peaceful in Tinworth. All known DEs have been warded out!
WARNINGS: :(

( Fare thee well, old friend. )

WHO: Oliver Wood, Percy Weasley, friends, and family
WHEN: Early this morning! 9:00 AM per the invite!
WHERE: The Pickled Pig, which is a favourite brunch spot.
SUMMARY: Percy and Oliver were inviting everyone for breakfast before they eloped in Rio, then they were getting married over brunch. Who knows what's happening now.
WARNINGS: IC/OOC

( I see one family. )

WHO: Everyone who was invited lmao don't ask me who that was anymore.
WHAT: Gilbert & Imogen GET HITCHED.
WHEN: 20 January 2018.
WHERE: Ollivander Family Estate, Northampton.
WARNINGS: None.

( MR & MRS OLLIVANDER! )

WHO: Layla Fairbourne, Alicia Spinnet, and said friend group!
WHAT: A totally safe party in the air in Wimbourne!
WHEN: 22 December. Evening!
WHERE: Above Layla's apartment building, Wimbourne!
WARNINGS: Probably something will happen lbr.

( ELECTION NIGHT AERIAL PARTY! )

( FOUND IN LONDON THIS MORNING; left outside the Ministry of Magic for the freedom fighters )

Trigger warning for mildly graphic description, thanks to Bella and Gerald.

WHO:  Residents of Knockturn/Diagon and their guests (but tbh anyone could show up, they're not keeping tabs). An ugly sweater is the only requirement (and you'll get kicked out if you don't have one)!
WHAT: The 6th Annual Ugly Holiday Jumper Party, hosted by the Gamp Family.
WHEN: Tonight!
WHERE: Gamp Funeral and Community Hall.
WARNINGS: It's Knockturn. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

( We'll be the last to let you down! )

WHO: The... eh, movers and shakers of purist society.
WHAT: The 79th Annual Charity Gala
WHEN: Friday, November 24, 8:00pm-midnight [posting early with holidays etc]
WHERE: Somewhere in the Scottish highlands
WARNINGS: Let's keep it PG-13 at most, non?

( 🥂 🥂 🥂 🥂 🥂 )

WHO: Caroline Dufort-Podmore, Gawain Robards and YOU!
WHAT: Patronus lessons (III)
WHEN: Wednesday, 7:30 pm onwards
WHERE: An abandoned factory in Newcastle.
WARNINGS: TBD

( Expecto Patronum! )

WHO: Caroline Dufort-Podmore, Gawain Robards and YOU!
WHAT: Patronus lessons, Take II.
WHEN: Sunday, 10:00 am - 12:00 pm-ish.
WHERE: This beguiling space, Saunderton, High Wycombe.
WARNINGS: TBD


( Expecto Patronum! )

WHO: Caroline Dufort-Podmore, Gawain Robards and YOU!
WHAT: Patronus lessons
WHEN: Wednesday, 7:30 pm onwards [forward dated]
WHERE: This lovely chapel, Bermondsey, London
WARNINGS: TBD



( Expecto Patronum! )

WHO: Thea's friends + Fabrique attendees
WHAT: Thea's birthday party!
WHEN: Saturday, 11 November. Evening.
WHERE: Largely Fabrique nightclub, Diagon Alley.
WARNINGS: Shenanigans will be happening.

( Party time! )

WHO: The Order of the Phoenix
WHAT: Order meeting
WHEN: Evening, 8 November
WHERE: An Order safehouse
WARNINGS: None yet!

Due to Remus' absence, Kingsley called this meeting last minute. He promised refreshments and supplied everyone with tea. The house, in which Kingsley has been staying, features several mounted heads of magical creatures. The manticore's eyes seem to follow everyone in the room. And once a family's eccentric novelty, a strange clock on the wall emits a chorus laughter on the hour. Kingsley delayed the start of the meeting by three minutes so they wouldn't be interrupted. Once the laughter subsided, he cleared his throat and began.

WHO: Rosier's Chocolate Shop and YOU!
WHAT: Grand Opening Day
WHEN: 7 November
WHERE: Do I have to fill this out (Rosier's, Diagon Alley).
TYPE: IC/OOC, throw yourself in!

Rosier's is having it's grand opening today! Basically that means there's a bit of a spectacle going on, but otherwise things are fairly normal in the store itself. While it's incredibly over the top in terms of looking fancy, things are reasonably priced, there's a good selection, and the staff are friendly, curteous, and just generally normal people.

Some things to note:

The Great Humberto was hired to increase the spectacle. He's wandering on the street outside the shop performing magic tricks like turning doves into bars of Rosier's chocolate to hand out as promotional materials.

As Rosier mentioned to Chelsea, all of class of 08 is getting a 50% discount. Yes, even you, Baz.

Did you come protest? Did you go shop? Did you release BEES IN THE STORE, Angelicia?

WHO: Friends of Baz Snell, Chelsea Corner, and Gwendolyn Vane! Friends of friends! It’s not a strict guest list. (Even Rosier can come.)
WHAT: The xth annual BGC Halloween party!
WHEN: Saturday, 28 October. 7p.
WHERE: La casa de Corner, Snell, y Vane. Tinworth!

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WHO: Death Eaters
WHAT: Training and Team Building
WHEN: Sunday, October 29
WHERE: The Mulciber training facility
WARNINGS: Violence, will update as needed!

( Let the games begin! )

WHO: The Order
WHAT: A ~special announcement~
WHEN: Sunday, 15 October 2017, 4 PM
WHERE: Order safehouse near Hogsmeade

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WHO: Everyone is welcome!
WHAT: The [mumble]th Annual Mabon Festival!
WHEN: September 22, early evening
WHERE: Hogsmeade

( HAPPY AUTUMNAL EQUINOX! )

WHO: DMLE
WHAT: An ominous staff meeting
WHEN: 15 September, 10AM sharp
WHERE: Training Room 2
STATUS: IC/OOC Log

( Welcome to the new Hitwizard Office! )