peony parkinson (ministry) (cautiously) wrote in disorderic, @ 2018-02-15 10:06:00 |
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❥ A duet by famed magical ballerinas, Sergei Nureyev and Nina Fontaine.Additionally there are art pieces on display, a silent auction—and two haute couture gowns, donated for charity by designer WILHELM BUCKLEY BEAUREGARD, who also invented a piano key necktie that plays actual music for Gladrags, and who is very much not on crazy pills.
❥ A special Valentine's Day Show by THE GREAT HUMBERTO.
❥ Partner dancing lessons.
❥ A reading of Magic Thieves: I Didn't Do It, But If I Had Here's How by SINISTRA LOWE.
❥ A performance by the one and only CELESTINA WARBECK. Who looks absolutely thrilled to be here...
❥ caviar (yes, really) ◊ oysters ◊ feta coins ◊ rice and sashimi sushi ◊ swedish savory layer cake ◊ beef and tomato rose tea sandwiches
❥ sakura cheesecake ◊ panna cotta with pistachio ◊ beetroot ice cream with liquorice soils ◊ pink pearl apple sorbet ◊ irish coffee chocolate mousse ◊ wasaghi (japanese sweets) ◊ coconut, pomegranate and lime kanten ◊ mousse parfait ◊ mousse cakes
❥ whitecurrant champagne ◊ poached pear martini ◊ la veela cocktail ◊ vanilla pomegranate martini ◊ raspberry champagne floats ◊ cotton candy cosmo ◊ plus all your regular wines and cocktails (upon request).
❥ VOLUNTEER 1 is quite critical of a haute couture BALLGOWN on display, not realising that its designer (WILHELM B.B.) is standing nearby.
❥ VOLUNTEER 2 is too enthralled with the presentation of their food to eat it, while VOLUNTEER 3 manages to snag the last of their favourite hors d'oeuvre, only to drop it on the floor and watch it be wolfed down by WILHELM B.B's DOG.
❥ LUCREZIA BORGIN strikes up a conversation with an American business wizard, who turns out to be the maker of the VALENTINE'S DAY THEMED CAT FOOD. He finds you quite charming and fosters off a box of said cat food onto you—whether you want it or not.
❥ VOLUNTEER 5 has had too many fancy valentines' cocktails and crashes into VOLUNTEER 6, causing VOLUNTEER 6 to spill the contents of their drink all over SINISTRA LOWE.
❥ VOLUNTEER 8 sneaks off for a snog with an attractive foreign guest.
❥ VOLUNTEER 9 (GUEST) later flirts with VOLUNTEER 10 (ORDER), not realising that the object of their affection is an intruder. Sign up for this one as a pair, please!