peony parkinson (ministry) (cautiously) wrote in disorderic, @ 2018-02-15 10:06:00 |
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WHO: The very best of purist society. And gatecrashers.
WHAT: The Benefactors Of Traditional Cultural Heritage (BOTCH) Charity Gala
WHEN: Wednesday, February 14, 8:00pm-midnight [posted slightly early for comments etc]
WHERE: Near Royal Tunbridge Wells
WARNINGS: π
β₯ A duet by famed magical ballerinas, Sergei Nureyev and Nina Fontaine.Additionally there are art pieces on display, a silent auction—and two haute couture gowns, donated for charity by designer WILHELM BUCKLEY BEAUREGARD, who also invented a piano key necktie that plays actual music for Gladrags, and who is very much not on crazy pills.
β₯ A special Valentine's Day Show by THE GREAT HUMBERTO.
β₯ Partner dancing lessons.
β₯ A reading of Magic Thieves: I Didn't Do It, But If I Had Here's How by SINISTRA LOWE.
β₯ A performance by the one and only CELESTINA WARBECK. Who looks absolutely thrilled to be here...
β₯ caviar (yes, really) β oysters β feta coins β rice and sashimi sushi β swedish savory layer cake β beef and tomato rose tea sandwiches
β₯ sakura cheesecake β panna cotta with pistachio β beetroot ice cream with liquorice soils β pink pearl apple sorbet β irish coffee chocolate mousse β wasaghi (japanese sweets) β coconut, pomegranate and lime kanten β mousse parfait β mousse cakes
β₯ whitecurrant champagne β poached pear martini β la veela cocktail β vanilla pomegranate martini β raspberry champagne floats β cotton candy cosmo β plus all your regular wines and cocktails (upon request).
β₯ VOLUNTEER 1 is quite critical of a haute couture BALLGOWN on display, not realising that its designer (WILHELM B.B.) is standing nearby.
β₯ VOLUNTEER 2 is too enthralled with the presentation of their food to eat it, while VOLUNTEER 3 manages to snag the last of their favourite hors d'oeuvre, only to drop it on the floor and watch it be wolfed down by WILHELM B.B's DOG.
β₯ LUCREZIA BORGIN strikes up a conversation with an American business wizard, who turns out to be the maker of the VALENTINE'S DAY THEMED CAT FOOD. He finds you quite charming and fosters off a box of said cat food onto you—whether you want it or not.
β₯ VOLUNTEER 5 has had too many fancy valentines' cocktails and crashes into VOLUNTEER 6, causing VOLUNTEER 6 to spill the contents of their drink all over SINISTRA LOWE.
β₯ VOLUNTEER 8 sneaks off for a snog with an attractive foreign guest.
β₯ VOLUNTEER 9 (GUEST) later flirts with VOLUNTEER 10 (ORDER), not realising that the object of their affection is an intruder. Sign up for this one as a pair, please!