cecil gershwin palmer, the voice of night vale (nowtheweather) wrote in wtnvgame, @ 2021-01-21 18:48:00 |
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Well, we're having an eventful week here in Night Vale. It would seem, and we don't want to jump to conclusions here, that many of our residents have turned into llamas. No one is quite sure the cause of this incident, but this reporter would like to announce that this is possibly the most adorable problem Night Vale has had since that time a beagle puppy that was also the lord of hell nearly enslaved the entire town with its army of Strangers.
No word yet on how to solve this problem, or if there even is a solution.
In other news, City Council is disappointed to announce that this month was a failure of the "None of the New Residents Went Home So You Get a Pizza Party" contests they never told anyone about. The following new seem to have gone back through the portals and - presumably - to their home worlds this week:
• AziraphaleSo, that's a bust. It's a real shame. A pizza party could have been really nice. But maybe the City Council will institute more secret contests in the future.
• Crowley
• Helen Richardson
• Kurt Wagner
• Matt Murdock
• Ruth Aldine
I just want to pet all the llamas. They're so fluffy.
But also this is probably a somewhat serious problem.