..Wow, Godbox got upgrades? Because I was craving dim sum, wanted to go to the mechanics to fix my bike (sorry again!) and landed here in Bejing.

The most holy Lord of all demands I get shrimp rice noodles and steamed pork buns.  I can dig this.

OHMY- VOI LUOJA!

OKAY, so like, someone totally did something completely not right to my little phone thingy because I am like, NOWHERE near Malibu and like, even New York would have been okay since the Saks there is having a major shoe sale and these really awesome Christian Louboutains were going for like $1600 and that would have been a steal but now?!

Now, I'm like, in FINLAND. That's way up NORTH for people who don't know. SCAN-DI-NAVIA.

It couldn't have been like, Sweden or anything, no. It had to be the stupid one. I don't even get it. I was supposed to be on a SPACESHIP wearing a stupid BLUE DRESS and my NEW CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTAINS and now I'm stuck HERE.

This is such BULLSHIT!

... and I'm cold.

Current Mood: angry

I wanted to go to the market, but this... this is not the market. There are more people here than I've ever seen in my life. It's like Coruscant, only... not. What's going on with the godboxes?

Mother Night - there's a hell of a lot of sand here...

Who fixes these godbox contraptions? This sure as hell is not the mountains.

Well, now - this seems interesting. Can anyone tell me what to expect of this Tokyo? I believe I'm still on God's earth?

Malcolm? D'Kahn? I don't know how I'm getting home...