I seem to have taken a sudden left turn at I Don't Know Where and have been moved to somewhere in the middle of California. As far as useless technology goes, I should have been fine, but I can't seem to move myself, either.

I truly am stuck.

Conversations with inept and uncooperative locals tell me I've arrived in a dismal, filthy place called New Caprica.

If this is the new one, I cringe to think what the old one looked like.

I don't log onto this thing for a week or so and it explodes with activity. Perhaps I should do this more often so I do not die of boredom. I still very much would like to return home though.