Are you there God, it's me Loki. Right. Yahweh, you don't mind I call you Yahweh, right? I mean, it's not like you're the only deity larking about this planet.

Now, what's going on?

So, what?

I get out early on good behaviour? Lovely. Where can I buy one of those custom shirts that say, "I've been Framed?"

No, I'm not bitter. It's just my acidic wit after being in a teeny tiny living space. Acid. Get it. That was a terrible pun.

I gots a beeeeeeear! Pwesent times fwom Mummy!

Oh, bloody hell! This isn’t real... Nononononono!

Oh, God, it is...

Oh, honestly, this is the surprise? You gotta be kidding me! This is just fucking brilliant! I’m … I’m 16 again?!

( God )

I knew I was the best.

If you haven't already, you all need to welcome Keona Guster, my BFFE. Finally dragged her lazy ass here :P

( Kogan the Destroyer. )

( Anyone invited to the wedding, people who were invited as dates, etc. )

( ETA: Keona Gusterrrr. )

These books are ... quite upsetting interesting...

( Potter )

( Detective Lassiter )

( Dad and Anita )


( Jess )

Ok God, here I go... watch me be 'nice'

( Logan )

Rodney, haven't heard from you in a while. Busy at work? Or just too embarassed after I saw all those baby photos and your cute, little, naked...

Got plan ideas for the weekend?