| Seen posted at MI7 St. Pancras Facility |
[Jul. 29th, 2009|05:37 pm] |
[typed and posted - no fingerprints on the paper]
On the Section C bulletin board:
Things to do to Suspect Number One
1. Hot Oil
2. Send him to Gitmo as a present to the Yanks
3. Use him as a test subject on the items in the Tower of London
4. Break EVERY bone in his body
5. Napalm
6. Rip out his fingernails
7. Suspend him by his toes from the London Eye
8. Feed him to piranhas
9. Tie him to the horns of a bull in Spain
10. flashbombs
In the Men's Loo:
Ways to Annoy Burbage
1. Make lists and post them around headquarters
2. Ask to meet her daily for tea
3. Offer to take her out for dinner. Do not give up.
4. Lace her tea with laxatives
5. CC her on every memo, including the senseless ones
6. Offer to reorganize her office
7. Napalm
8. Find a techie to freeze her accounts
9. Make her deal with Whitehall
10. Ban Field Agents from active duty |
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| Secure internal email |
[Jul. 29th, 2009|09:05 pm] |
TO: ShashidarK (Krishnan); SatouM (Michael);
FROM: SomersetD (David);
SUBJECT: SUBJECT 07-072 GRANGER H
Subject is due for interrogation regarding the Freya's Chariot incident. Priorities are Suspect No. 1 and information about both the wizards on board and her connection with S. Amarnath and the other motorboat. Use your discretion on bringing her in if she's uncooperative.
If you do bring her in, bring in all of her computer equipment and secure the residence for examination.
Somerset. |
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[Jul. 29th, 2009|10:30 pm] |
Who: Augustus Pye and Phillip Hughes
Where: Gardens of Church of Immaculate Conception, Mayfair
What: Gus wants to make sure Phil is alright and just talk to a fellow doctor.
When: Wednesday, July 29, after the 8am mass
Status: Complete
( You're in my prayers, but even I can't work miracles. ) |
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