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Bruce Banner | The Hulk (nothulk) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2013-10-22 10:34:00

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bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (616), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), darcy lewis, dylan rhodes, francis barton / hawkeye, jane foster, jemma simmons, jim kirk, luna lovegood, maria hill (mcu), mary margaret blanchard / snow white, merritt mckinney, pepper potts, thor odinson

I can honestly say this is the first time someone has handed me cash upon arrival in their town.

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	nothulk 2013-10-22 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if it isn't my favorite man with a bow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

tobeunmade
2013-10-22 03:51 pm UTC (link)

You know a lot of guys with bows, doc?

Because I'll tell you, I get jealous.

Dude, have you seen the ship names? People on the internet apparently think we're all fucking. Like you and Tony are Science Husbands. And Tony and Cap are Iron Patriot. And you and Tony and Cap are Stark Spangled Banner, which is just funny as hell. And you and I are Hulkeye...though I think Angry Birds would be better, personally. And Tony and I are Iron Hawk. And Tasha and I are Black Hawk/Black Eye/Clintasha...which is just wrong, by the way. She's like my sister...and not in that Lannister way where they're siblings who bone.

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	nothulk 2013-10-22 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I know plenty. I go to bars. Bars specifically tailored to guys with bows. ...okay, no. You're the only guy with a bow I know. Maria linked me to a page where I found stories. Stories about Tony and me. Angry Birds would have been hilarious, actually. And you don't want to be like the Lannisters, Clint? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

tobeunmade
2013-10-22 03:58 pm UTC (link)

I knew I'd seen you somewhere before.

But at least I'm still your favorite.

Ah yes. That place. They like to write about me and Loki. Which is wrong in so many ways. And me and ~~Phil~~ Coulson. Which is wrong, because he faked his own death and I'm pissed at him right now.

I know, right? They clearly weren't being creative when they named us. And no, definitely not. They're completely without honor. I'd be a Tully.

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	nothulk 2013-10-22 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	Of course you're still my favorite. Who else would complete my Angry Birds? You and Loki? That is... no, just no. At least a Lannister always pays his debts, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2013-10-24 05:51 am UTC (link)
	We're totally the best ship. Very no. Phil's much less insulting. Attractive, competent and smart as hell? I could do way worse. I mean, it's ridiculous to think he'd go for me, but whatever. I think he has a cellist girlfriend or something. Sorry. They're completely without honor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	agentsupernanny 2013-10-24 05:59 am UTC (link)
	You left off a few negative traits to counter-balance that, Barton. There's no cellist girlfriend, ~~there never really was~~ anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-24 11:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm starting to think you're not happy to see me, Agent Coulson. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2013-10-24 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	I already mentioned your tendency toward fake-dying. Oh? Sorry to hear that, sir. But you'll find someone. I'm sure folks'll be lining up. Just don't pretend to die and leave 'em hanging for months. People don't like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2013-10-24 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, Jade Jaws. You're awesome, and maybe in another life, but it's just been Phil for me since our first date. He shot me. It was really hot. Besides, Joffrey's a little shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	...Stark Spangled Banner isn't using a code name. For me or Tony, anyway. I am rather partial to Angry Birds, though. Not partial enough to it to say someone needs to make it happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itwasaporcupine 2013-10-22 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Birds implies plural, which makes me question... Wait. No it doesn't. Never mind. Iron Patriot has a nice ring except for the fact that Rhodes was actually called that for a time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)