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Tweak says, "R-E-S-P-E-E-K!"

Bruce Banner | The Hulk (nothulk) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2013-10-22 10:34:00

Entry tags:

bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (616), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), darcy lewis, dylan rhodes, francis barton / hawkeye, jane foster, jemma simmons, jim kirk, luna lovegood, maria hill (mcu), mary margaret blanchard / snow white, merritt mckinney, pepper potts, thor odinson

I can honestly say this is the first time someone has handed me cash upon arrival in their town.

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	nothulk 2013-10-22 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	Maria said he's here. So you may have heard of him because he is here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lunatink 2013-10-22 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe he got swapped then. Your Maria would probably know. I don't always remember everyone's names. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	You may remember him if he did. He would have probably been ecstatic about having breasts. But I will ask Maria. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lunatink 2013-10-22 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	There were a few gentlemen ecstatic about that. The twins seemed pretty enthused about it, at least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	I can see the appeal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lunatink 2013-10-22 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't see the appeal of waking up as a guy. Couldn't wear my dresses, and unicorns don't like males that have hit puberty, generally. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not sure a unicorn would like me, even if they liked males who have hit puberty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lunatink 2013-10-22 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	I can't pass judgment on that. But if not unicorns, then maybe the thestrals. They've very nice, although most people are scared of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Unicorns might like me, but I doubt they'd like... versions of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lunatink 2013-10-22 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	They'd probably like you from a distance. They're very wary of adult males, especially the herd at the school. Why wouldn't they like versions of you? Are you a werewolf or something? That would probably make them very uneasy, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 09:21 pm UTC (link)
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	lunatink 2013-10-22 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	A... weretroll? How does that happen? I don't think I've ever met one before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	I am not too sure what a weretroll is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lunatink 2013-10-22 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well a troll's the only thing I can think of that's so big. And green. But you're not always big and green, and the only triggers I know of are related to the moon. Troll's aren't an animal, so it's not your animagus form... fascinating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	I have slight anger issues. When I become too angry, I become a giant green ragemonster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lunatink 2013-10-22 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds inconvenient. I wonder if a Calming Draught or Cheering Charm would work on your green side? What happens to your clothes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	It is rather inconvenient. My clothes don't fit Rage Monster. Except a convenient pair of purple shorts. And then I turn back to normal and the purple shorts don't fit anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lunatink 2013-10-22 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds even more inconvenient than genderswapping. And potentially embarrassing. I wonder if something could be enchanted to fit you all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Enchanted how? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lunatink 2013-10-22 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	With magic? Auto-sizing, perhaps. Unless... do you prefer running around starkers? That's okay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	That hardly sounds... scientific. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lunatink 2013-10-22 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think magic is scientific, no. But you were brought here by a magic portal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	...which I need to figure out how that is possible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lunatink 2013-10-22 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Just saying magic probably seems like a poor explanation. I don't think anyone here has determined how the portals here work, but it could be some form of rune array powered by... something. Ley lines, perhaps? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nothulk 2013-10-22 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	I just need to try to figure things out. I do science, it's how I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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