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Tweak says, "Why is there bacon on the soap"

James Potter (potterrr) wrote in welcomenetwork,
@ 2013-07-12 23:25:00

Entry tags:

emma swan, emmeline vance, harry potter, james potter, lily potter, madge undersee, regina mills / the evil queen, remus lupin, sirius black

That sheriff is a bit of alright, isn't she?

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	potterrr 2013-07-12 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	What do you expect? Whole dorm full of beauties just out of reach. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fanceyvancey 2013-07-12 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	And with all those sexy hijinks going on behind closed doors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	potterrr 2013-07-12 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Do tell. Sexy hijinks are my favourite kind of hijinks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fanceyvancey 2013-07-12 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not certain you could handle it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	potterrr 2013-07-12 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	I assure you that I can, but if I die from an abundance of sexual fantasy, I can imagine no better way of going. At least I'll leave a handsome corpse. They can just bring me right back out of the portal, anyway, so do your worst! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fanceyvancey 2013-07-12 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	~~Can we not mention you dying~~ How about I get you some lunch first? It only seems fair to give you a proper last meal and all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	potterrr 2013-07-12 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Are you asking me out on a date? Well I am simply blown away. I don't put out on a first date, but play your cards right, Vance, and we might be on to something magical. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fanceyvancey 2013-07-12 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Just trying to stuff a burger in that mouth of yours so you stop talking for a few minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	potterrr 2013-07-12 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	You say potato. I do enjoy burgers. I followed my nose to the diner. Come feed me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fanceyvancey 2013-07-12 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Be there in two shakes. Try not to annoy the Sheriff too much in the mean time. She's my new boss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	potterrr 2013-07-12 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Think you can get me a job? I'll behave. Mostly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fanceyvancey 2013-07-12 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'll put a word in, but I've mostly been organising and filing. You'd be bored out of your skull. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	potterrr 2013-07-12 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I've got a kid now. Time to do the sensible thing and get a job. Or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fanceyvancey 2013-07-12 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	It's the "Or something" that really sells your commitment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	potterrr 2013-07-12 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	Well, be fair. It's not like this town needs a Chaser. There go my dreams of being a professional Quidditch player. Have to reevaluate my life dreams. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fanceyvancey 2013-07-12 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	I hear burgers are good for that. I'm apparating to you now. Order us some pie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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