War Is Coming Communications.

[Sent to Bekah & Caroline]
»I'm possibly some combination of weirded out and annoyed because it's really really obvious how protective Crowley's being of Anna lately
»It's stupid, right?
»I mean....it doesn't matter.
»Nevermind. Forget I said anything. Doesn't matter.

[Crowley]
»Are you bus
»You're being really
»It shouldn't matter, and it probably doesn't, but

[Rosemarie]
»Hey
»What's up?

thisdrnk taststs lik bacn

It shouldn't be different. Being here. But it is.

I guess its expected

That said, the spirit you all show is incredible. Don't change, not for a second

[Dean]

Drinks? We need to catch up

Do you have anything more, yet? I cannot keep waiting, I
The longer this takes... it may not work at al

So....we talked to the baby brother yesterday. Explained everything. Went...considerably well, actually.

[Henrik]
[*Old Norse!]

So, you're all right with everything? I mean, I know it was a lot to take in and it's okay if it scares you at all. Just...you'd let us know if it did, right?

[Nik]
Not that it changes anything I've done or said recently but I think I owe you an apology.

[Caroline]
You were right, for the record. Your whole honesty policy and everything.

Its quite some time since I was here, 2 years at least. But some of you I remember.

For those that don't my name is Anna. I'm...like Castiel. An Angel. And I know that's too little too late, and I know I wasn't here when you needed me. But if I could have been, I would have.

Heaven is just as cruel as hell and sometimes far more creative. I'd rather they not know just yet. That I'm here.

[Crowley and Rose]

My grace. I didn't know if I wanted it back, didn't know if it would make things worse.

I still don't know.

If nothing else I want it with me. Safe. So that if I need to make the choice I can

Any sign of this storm letting up yet Ice Princess? The novelty has rather worn off. I personally could care less but Henrik is

[Caroline]

What is it about this place that I've lost them all to love.

And why am I finding it so difficult to even talk to my own brother

[Crowley]

Seems you had quite the revelation from my brother.

Oddly out of the three you're the only one I can generally tolerate but you know how this goes. Hurt him and it won't end pleasently.

[a few hours after this]

Can we ta
So Bekah and I were talking and
There's a thing I should tell y
I think I l

Busy?

(ETA)[Bekah]
We talked and I blame you for it. For the record.

How's stuff? The Moose giving you any hassle?

I don't suppose you've got any time for your BFF to possibly flail at you, do you?

So. Situation.

Anna's here.

Why's the seal putting people there.

In that place...

I mean I know, I know you did it I felt...

It doesn't make sense.

Rose I...

[Rose]

No human was meant to endure, and so many of you...

Are you okay? Stupid question but...can I do anything

[Crowley]

Help me
I need
Heaven can't

So. Promotion

[Crowley]
»It was supposed to be for the better but it just looks like it's for worse
»She's going to click off and not come back, I'm going to lose her to this
»You don't understand how heightened our emotions are
»Everything she's feeling, I can't even
»How am I supposed to sit here and watch her just suffer?
»How do you get over Hell?
»I can't do this
[So basically, blank text. Sorry, Crowley! Be confused at your vampire!]

[Bekah]
»I love you
»You know that, right?

[Rosemarie]
»So, drinks
»Those should happen

So, on Thursday I was bored and decided to play with my new King of Hell powers and was accidentally blasphemous.

It might have made the news

I regret nothing.

Is there some specific sort of solid, distinct partition between different versions of hell and the underworld, or are they simply different concepts or beliefs about the same location?

The gods of this world's mythology exist together, and several different ones claim dominion over the underworld or hell or whatever specific name they are giving it, and I am aware you have recently taken the throne of hell as we know it... I was not certain how that works.

The soul is the self, the "I" that inhabits the body and acts through it. Without the soul, the body is like a light bulb without electricity, a computer without the software, a space suit with no astronaut inside.

Huh.

I'm fully functional. My mind is intact. This information is highly inaccurate.

What else have we got on souls?

[Crowley]

He's talking out his ass. Celestial and all.

Open it. Get the damn soul back. We can figure out the rest later

[Sam]

We'll make this better okay? We'll find a way.

Got her.

Right so Stefan's unconcious. Elijah as usual is most entertaining when he's being violent.  Rebekah..will be unconcious again in a moment. Currently she's hallucinating.

I've never seen it without emotions. Its interesting. 

I'll cure her when we're back there. Where are we bringing the wayward vampires?

[Crowley]

I don't know how to explain it but my husband doesn't love me right now. Or our child. Or probably his brother. Probably anything.

Castiel's gonna do something weird and angelic to check what but if he runs. If he tries anything I'm gonna need you. 

This is messed up.

[Dean]

Answer me honestly shortbus.

Do you still love Ben? Jules?
Sam, Emily?
...I dunno, your damn car?

Yes or no?

So, how are you? All things considered.

[Rebekah]
So, I know you're all...emotionless and I mean nothing to you or whatever but I just wanna say no matter what, I'm glad I had you as friend, even if you don't care about me anymore and I hope one day, we get back to that friendship.

[Klaus/Elijah/Caroline]
Your family never gets a break, do they? I'm sorry things are so crazy and I really hope it gets better for you guys soon.

[Crowley]
So, how's the new job?

[Stiles]
Hey...how are you?