War Is Coming Communications.

You're worried.

In no way did I expect that one to last 24 hours

Found some families that need rehoming, is there a nearby shelter

I'm BORED. The TARDIS needs some love. She been stationary bit long now.

So far I have been marathoning Doctor Who when I have any spare time off and I finally finished the series last night at, like, three AM. Rose, you are beyond awesome. I think I like you even more now. And Dr. Jones, you were spectacular. I do kind of wish Oswin was still here, though. It kind of hurt to watch her episodes and know my first friend here isn't here any more. Stupid fucking Seal. I miss her a lot.

Jesse

The food was great. Can I get some more of the spaghetti sauce, the pork chops, the meatloaf and anything you think I'd like that I can freeze? I have more evening shifts this week than afternoon and I want them to last. Also, any chance you can make muffins? I've been craving banana nut and blueberry lately and I'm not all that fond of the ones at the local bakery. I know blueberries are kind of out of season right now so if you can't find those I'll take chocolate chip instead. Or even better, banana nut chocolate chip. That sounds great. And remember you get to keep whatever's left over from the ingredients. Don't try and give it back to me this time.

Charlie

Since I'm done ignoring the world to watch a TV show, I just realized we haven't done pool in a bit. Want to meet up tomorrow at 6? We can hit the ice cream shop and get the shakes before we go.

Catwoman

We need to go get drunk soon. Like, maybe tonight. Watching Oswin's episodes hurt more than I thought it would. I'm off at midnight, if you're up to it. I'll even do tequila shots if you want the over whiskey.

Happy Bonfire Night. I get to play with fireworks, I may be in my happy place.

[Filtered to Jack Harkness]

33 Texts You Wish Jack Harkness Sent You

Pretty sure you have sent me some of these!

[No Evil (including and especially you, Moriarty) or Lord Harry. Also no Alex Millar because she gets a bit emotional over this stuff. Or Lauren because she might be a bit brainwashed.]

So, what are we doing about Lord Harry/Hal? I know he's claiming he's playing nice with people, but we are all remembering what happened to those nuns the last time we had a visit from his evil self, right? Should we at least tell the local clergy to avoid him?

[Filtered to Jack Harkness]

Do you ever find me weak boring as a plain old human?

[No evil, no Lucifer-aligned possessed, no Moriarty, no Hal and no Originals]

Okay, I just want to be sure I've got everything sorted out in my head, a few questions I want clearing up.

→ Bad News:
• So far the majority of the displaced are homeless, but at least temporarily sorted thanks to Lois?
• Still possessed are Sherlock Holmes (Victorian edition) and Maria Hill?
• Returned to annoy us all is the now demon Moriarty?
• Hal Yorke is now the evil rampaging version of himself, but claiming he wants to help fight Lucifer?
• Crowley's double agent status has been compromised?

→ Good News:
• At least one of the people killed in the explosions has been brought back?

→ News of an Indeterminate Nature:
• Are those Original vampires calmed down from their potential killing spree now?

[Filtered to Connor Temple]

Hey. You alright?

[Filtered to Jack Harkness]

Been a hell of a few days. Think the TARDIS and occupants will mind me staying here until the Complex is fixed?

And how are you? Don't just brush me off with 'fine', you died. I know that's never fun and easy for you, even if you do come back.

Everyone, check in. Especially you all living at the Complex or working at Stark.

I wasn't there. I was looking for Dammit, Jules, where are yo

Is anyone hurt or trapped? Where am I needed? We've got to

DAMMIT this is bullshit

Has anyone seen him?

The Doctor.

Its just...yeah. I haven't and there was meant to be coffee I don't have my handy dandy quick locator for him. And okay so he could have just seen something interesting and wandered off to poke it with the very height of sonic technology but we're in a warzone and goddammit if anything happened...

• Plane lands soon.
• Abby's gone.
• Going to Connor's. Even if he only wants to sit in silence or something.
• Come and see you later?

Given the current situation, I just wanted to remind people that I teach a first aid class at the Complex, Monday evenings.

[Filtered to Rose Tyler and Jack Harkness]

BFF time. Can Guy and Becker spare you two for a night? It's Saturday, we deserve cocktails. With little slices of fruit and umbrellas.

Bloody hell not this mess again
Suppose it beats the Angels though...

Right. Back again. Has anyone seen a red head running about no doubt threatening the Seal in a very Scottish manner? By which I mean violence of course I'm also looking for an archaeologist running about who can make a Dalek beg for mercy. Or a blue box that's bigger on the inside with a strange man who loves bowties and ridiculous hats?

» Hey.

OOC: So basically your mods flipped a lot of coins. A LOT. Well, had people do them for us under misconceptions! We narrowed things down. Random chance happened and we decided because legit there were so many valid offers for this that we would wind up with two names. It got down to four, and the two not chosen will have cool stuff happen soon. We promise. BUT yes. In the end random chance and coerced people with coins chose. The two people will be told what the hell will happen now, cause, yeah. You're gonna have a fun filled day.

There were many, some unsuited, some too suited to the task I set. There were a great many of you perfect for the task. But fate has spoken and she can be stubborn.

She chose two. These two may decide. One to step back. Or both to share the burden. One with the sun and one with the moon.

Captain Hilary Becker and Robin of Locksley.

Find your way to Chicago. By midnight tonight.

Lucifer's despicable offspring will know how to sense me.

And then they will leave and be lucky

Scale of one to ten, how much would you hate me?
Do you even understand why?

Before anyone says anything, I'm not jumping at Death like some overexcited school kid, I just wanted the facts. I still want to find another option.

[Filtered to Jack Harkness]

It's going to be okay.

I was going to suggest we stop at Disney World but someone had to get his ass kicked saving my life . Hey, medbay people, don't let Harry go without checking in with you guys. He may say it's just bruises but there's some pretty hardcore bruises.

So with that being said, how's the weather in Lawrence? I wanted this drive to go well.

[Caroline]

Sorry I can't make it to the party. I should get home tonight, but there's something I have to do.

[Guy]

Can we talk?

So, looking up the Texts From Last Night...

( cut for size! )

I know it's been a rough week with no coffee, but at least you're still really hot?

I can't get drunk, but I can find the brighter side of being fictional.

Like people doing texts from last night on my face.

Which do you think you'll be hearing from me when we get the booze back?

( TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT POST. )

What about you other rumored to be fictional peoples? Got any texts from last night? Because if you don't, comment here and I will sure as shit be the one to change that. Everyone deserves to be honored via drunken text tomfoolery.

Are you still American enough that you'll want to celebrate tomorrow?!

Alright. How do I go about getting an apartment at this Complex place?