War Is Coming Communications.

Perry's one of them. The vampires going around hurting people. I don't... This needs to stop. We've got the stake right? The one that's supposed to fix them?


Also, the Seal, it... Harmony's gone.


[Perry]
I am not losing you, you asshole. I'm getting you back no matter what it takes.

New teeth. That's weird.

You lot can quit panicking over me now. I'm fine. More than fine.

Or maybe you should really start panicking.

Epiphany's gone. And Joan's gone. And sounds like a few others. Is anyone else missing?


[Perry, Harmony, John, Greg, Tony, and Sherlock]
You guys better all still be here. No disappearing acts.

Oh my god that sucked. Like hardcore full-on sucked. Never thought I'd actually be happy to find myself in Lawre Are we all back now? No one's still swapped out?

I read the shit the other me put up. God, I don't... I am so fucking sorry for anything he said or did.

[Harmony]
Did he hurt you? Oh god, Harmony, the things he said, I swear to god, I don't think any of that and I never have and I'm so fucking sorry.

[Perry]
God, you're not going to like this
There is a whole lot of shit in my flat that I have no idea how it all got there. It wasn't there when we left town and I didn't put it there and a lot of it looks like the shit they handout at the complex when you show up and I swear it wasn't me that took it.

So whose amazing plan was it to leave all these little gift baskets with laptops and giftcards and shit just out in the lobby? Because wow, make my job easier, why don't you?

This place isn't so bad so far. You know, aside from all the crazy people and evil vampires. Almost wouldn't mind sticking around longer now.




{ooc: so AU!Harry continues to be a douche. He's just stolen all the care packages out of the main complex. Normal Harry will be back tomorrow and will flail about all the stolen shit piled up in his apartment, because dude, he was stopping all that so wtf!! But yus, if anyone feels like noticing a distinct lack of shit in the lobby... Should note that he does know how to avoid security precautions pretty well, so any video evidence would be minimal}

Two weeks, right? That's it?


[To Harmony]
I should apolog
No, fuck you, you fucking lef
Just play nice, Lockhart

Sorry.


[To the Jolly Gay Giant]
You act like a cop or something. So how the fuck did I ever end up hanging out with you?

Can me and Sylvia stay with somebody else til people switch back? I can't... he's wrong and he's not my Harry and fuck, he's a fucking asshole. And I don't know if I can really trust him with the cat, so she's coming with me.

[The Harry that's here]
Why did you
You know, you don't have to like me but that was really low last ni
You didn't have to be so
No, fuck you

[Perry]
Why did he have to... He's right. I just fucking left her there...I should have just taken her with me...

Okay, so Kansas so isn't a step up from where I was before. There any particular reason I can't just go the fuck back to fucking New York?

So, just checking in, how many of you guys are still, you know, you? because John jus

ETA: Me and Harmony and Perry are clearing off for a few days. Just fyi. I've got my phone, call me if you need anything, okay?


[Perry and Harmony]
Can we go do something? Day trip or something, I don't know. I just can't Maybe if we're away from Lawrence it'll leave us alone, won't trade any of us ou

>>Are you still an idiot?

Bored. Someone fix it. Preferably without making it impossible to understand a word anyone says.

So, I feel like a giant waste of space here. I have a job, but in the middle of the fucking Apocalypse, that sort of seems irrelevant. But I'm not a fighter, nor do I want to be, I don't want to be a hunterI don't want Harry being one either but, so here's my question: What the hell am I supposed to DO here?

anyone for drinks?? companmys better than dirnking alone rn. In the complexc kitchen if nyone else wants some. dont want to go too far off but i just fuckingcant

It shouldn't be surprising how many people will jump at the chance to have someone spy on their partner for them. And they say romance is dead.

Interesting story.

The complex microwave was sparking a bit, so I thought I'd give it a quick fix and, well...

I might need a lift home from Africa.



[ooc: THE DOCTOR TURNED THE COMPLEX KITCHEN'S MICROWAVE INTO A TELEPORTING DEVICE. If anyone wants to have used it/ended up in a random location, go for it! Cause oops.]

You got a lot more than a day.

>>This is new.
>>When did you become Harry the vampire slayer?

Haven't done this in a while and I don't need Bobby glaring at me! Cause Bobby's glares are lethal.

HELLO new people! I'm Rose Tyler, welcome to Lawrence. You've gotten yourselves a one way ticket to the Apocalypse, congratulations! Now to make the transition at least a bit easier, I offer a little class I like to call...well, Welcome to Lawrence! We'll go over all the basics you need to learn to live in and survive in and hopefully eventually even learn to accept Lawrence. We'll go over basic demon and creature protection and you'll find out how to attend the classes offered to teach further protection and fighting. You'll learn the basic layout of the city and which places are more displaced friendly than others. We'll talk about how to go about getting money and work here and I'm willing to work with you on a case by case basis, too.

Basically, if it involves being dragged here, we'll go over it, at least briefly, more in depth if we need to. We'll meet this coming Thursday at 8pm at the Lawrence Youth Center. [Directions here!]

Any questions, just let me know!

Harry tells me there are some people here who could help me with ID, so I can get a job.

I'm Perry Van Shrike. Worked as a private investigator.

I did not go to sleep in the middle of Lawrence.

Harry what the fuck did you do?