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Tweak says, "I haven't slept in six years."

Lois Lane; Intrepid Reporter (thatlanewit) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2014-12-29 11:44:00

Entry tags:

clark kent/superman, lois lane, rose tyler, sydney sage

Clark gave me a gorgeous watch for Christmas. It's also a signal watch so that I can alert him whenever there's an emergency.

Things that I have learned are NOT considered emergencies so far:

1. We've run out of coffee.
2. The cows are in the orchard.
3. The traffic is terrible.
4. My stockings have a run in them and I need a new pair from home.
5. My heel broke.
6. It's cold and I need my scarf.
7. We're out of wine.
8. Wanting to know what we're doing for dinner.

Things that ARE apparently emergencies:
1. Kittens in trees
2. Being tied to a radiator.

I still maintain that running out of coffee is an emergency.

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	ex_savior698 2014-12-30 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Gently blowing cars out of the way could still be dangerous. And it's kind of ridiculous. What will your co-workers have to say, exactly, when you come soaring into the parking lot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Can icy cold breath freeze them? They'd want to know when I was going to write an article about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_savior698 2014-12-30 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Not in the way you'd want it to. Never. Gonna. Happen. Now if you need a more subtle lift to the roof, I'd be happy to talk about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Have you tried it? I think you need to try it to be sure it wouldn't work how I want it to. But then I don't have my car to get around to different leads. Otherwise I'd do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_savior698 2014-12-30 05:49 am UTC (link)
	I could try it on your car. I'm going to assume you're not so fond of taking the bus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Or a cow. Buses are not conducive to high speed chases, Clark! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_savior698 2014-12-30 05:52 am UTC (link)
	A cow is a lot more valuable than a hunk of metal. Who are you high speed chasing for an interview? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 05:53 am UTC (link)
	You could thaw it afterward. This person or that person. You know I'm not one to reveal my sources. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_savior698 2014-12-30 06:01 am UTC (link)
	I could. But there's still a risk. No, not until they're tying you to radiators. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Alright no icy breath on the cows. Which I got out of. So no harm done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_savior698 2014-12-30 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Do I really need to insert another lecture here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 07:09 am UTC (link)
	I'll be sure to utilize the signal watch next time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_savior698 2014-12-31 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-31 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Though we really could use some more coffee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_savior698 2015-01-02 02:01 am UTC (link)
	I'll be sure to pick some up on the way home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2015-01-02 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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