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@ 2014-12-29 11:44:00

Clark gave me a gorgeous watch for Christmas. It's also a signal watch so that I can alert him whenever there's an emergency.

Things that I have learned are NOT considered emergencies so far:

1. We've run out of coffee.
2. The cows are in the orchard.
3. The traffic is terrible.
4. My stockings have a run in them and I need a new pair from home.
5. My heel broke.
6. It's cold and I need my scarf.
7. We're out of wine.
8. Wanting to know what we're doing for dinner.

Things that ARE apparently emergencies:
1. Kittens in trees
2. Being tied to a radiator.

I still maintain that running out of coffee is an emergency.

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