Clark gave me a gorgeous watch for Christmas. It's also a signal watch so that I can alert him whenever there's an emergency.
Things that I have learned are NOT considered emergencies so far:
1. We've run out of coffee. 2. The cows are in the orchard. 3. The traffic is terrible. 4. My stockings have a run in them and I need a new pair from home. 5. My heel broke. 6. It's cold and I need my scarf. 7. We're out of wine. 8. Wanting to know what we're doing for dinner.
Things that ARE apparently emergencies: 1. Kittens in trees 2. Being tied to a radiator.
I still maintain that running out of coffee is an emergency.