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Lois Lane; Intrepid Reporter (thatlanewit) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2014-12-29 11:44:00

Entry tags:

clark kent/superman, lois lane, rose tyler, sydney sage

Clark gave me a gorgeous watch for Christmas. It's also a signal watch so that I can alert him whenever there's an emergency.

Things that I have learned are NOT considered emergencies so far:

1. We've run out of coffee.
2. The cows are in the orchard.
3. The traffic is terrible.
4. My stockings have a run in them and I need a new pair from home.
5. My heel broke.
6. It's cold and I need my scarf.
7. We're out of wine.
8. Wanting to know what we're doing for dinner.

Things that ARE apparently emergencies:
1. Kittens in trees
2. Being tied to a radiator.

I still maintain that running out of coffee is an emergency.

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	plusone 2014-12-29 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	.....why have we tested being tied to a radiator? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-29 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	It wasn't planned. Apparently my snooping wasn't appreciated by the guy I was looking into. I got out of it after about 3 minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plusone 2014-12-29 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Dammit, Lois. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-29 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'm perfectly fine, Rose. Not even a scratch. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	frostandsnow 2014-12-30 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Wine is also an emergency ...maybe the cow thing (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_savior698 2014-12-30 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Wine is not an emergency. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	frostandsnow 2014-12-30 05:27 am UTC (link)
	... Wine is ALWAYS an emergency. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_savior698 2014-12-30 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Is it life or death? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 05:25 am UTC (link)
	I haven't tried wine yet. I think I need to give it a go now. I contested the cow one. It still ranks as an emergency for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	frostandsnow 2014-12-30 05:28 am UTC (link)
	I think you really should! Its of course an emergency. Were they all up in the apples? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh I am. We could be out and need it for dinner. They have a whole field to munch. There is no reason for them to be anywhere near my apples. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	ex_savior698 2014-12-30 05:26 am UTC (link)
	I think it's the traffic one that still baffles me the most. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Because obviously you could fly the car to work for me. Or gently blow cars out of the way. I had a list of ideas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_savior698 2014-12-30 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Gently blowing cars out of the way could still be dangerous. And it's kind of ridiculous. What will your co-workers have to say, exactly, when you come soaring into the parking lot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Can icy cold breath freeze them? They'd want to know when I was going to write an article about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	lady_ivashkov 2014-12-30 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	I agree that running out of coffee is an emergency. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. It's vital to functioning properly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_ivashkov 2014-12-30 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, yes it most certainly is. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_savior698 2014-12-31 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I think we all have very different ideas as to what actually qualifies as an emergency. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_ivashkov 2014-12-31 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	I think you're outnumbered here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ex_savior698, 2015-01-02 02:01 am UTC

	hasherwhims 2014-12-30 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	The coffee one is definitely an emergency. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2014-12-30 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	And yet Clark just doesn't understand that. Clearly I need a coffee watch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hasherwhims 2014-12-31 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	If such a thing existed, so many people would want one! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	ex_savior698 2014-12-31 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	Don't encourage her! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hasherwhims 2014-12-31 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	But coffee, Clark! Coffee! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ex_savior698, 2015-01-02 02:02 am UTC