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Tweak says, "Love is all you need."

adam jacobs (alwayslittleboy) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-10-15 10:43:00

Entry tags:

adam jacobs, annabelle, hal yorke, john mitchell, katherine pierce, kenzi, lauren drake, lydia bennet, scott mccall, spike

FILTERED AGAINST EVIL BECAUSE MITCHELL SAYS SO
LOST: One unbelievably sexy werewolf. Brunette. Great knockers. No fleas. Bites. Approach with caution.

ALSO LOST: Ghost. Probably smells like eggs. Fucking disgusting. Hangs out in toilets. More to love. Has a dick.

If found please contact ADAM FUCKING JACOBS WHO IS IN AMERICA EVEN THOUGH HE WAS TRYING TO ATTEND HISTORY CLASS IN ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AGO.

That is all.

Or maybe it isn't. I haven't decided yet. ~~Somebody help me.~~

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onthefringes
2013-10-15 12:34 pm UTC (link)

Try a couple of hundred. You're not in trouble, you're not banished and we're not exactly in our own world any more.

I'm flattered, really.

Okay, first? Filter this post. From "evil". I know, just go with me on this one. Second? Don't talk to Hal there, he's a fucking arse who will try to make you into a crazy person. I'll get you some beer if you do those two things. Or whiskey, you like whiskey? Whatever alcohol you can't buy for yourself and yet want right now.

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	whoareyousaving 2013-10-15 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	A crazy person? Really? ~~He's helping me~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthefringes 2013-10-15 12:54 pm UTC (link)
	Lauren, please tell me you're not talking to Hal now that he's being Lord Harry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyousaving 2013-10-15 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't really talked to anyone since I've been here, Mitchell. But I guess I shouldn't be surprised you left something important out. It's sort of what you do, isn't it? "Welcome to a new brand of crazy. Figure it out yourself." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthefringes 2013-10-15 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	It is a new development, I only found out about it yesterday, while my girlfriend was in hospital after she nearly died, give me a fucking break, Lauren. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyousaving 2013-10-15 01:27 pm UTC (link)
	And yet... still I wasn't told. Not like you'd have let her die, Mitchell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthefringes 2013-10-15 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	It's been on the boards, fairly publicly. ~~Is it my fault you don't fucking read?~~ It's been a lot to keep up with. And I'm telling you now, so there, you now know, Hal's gone off the deep end into crazy town. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyousaving 2013-10-15 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, I don't sit on the internet all day. Wasn't aware that was something I needed to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthefringes 2013-10-15 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, it's something you need to do, there's important information on the boards, like Moriarty getting into town and Hal turning into an evil psycho version of himself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	enjoytheadorbs 2013-10-15 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	In fairness, Lauren, Katherine and Lord I'm-A-Douche did both say so recently. And you're reading the boards now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyousaving 2013-10-15 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Sure. It's my fault, nothing new you know. Doesn't matter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enjoytheadorbs 2013-10-15 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't say it was anyone's fault. I don't think it is. I'm saying now you know and it was public knowledge only in the last day or so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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whoareyousaving, 2013-10-15 04:39 pm UTC

alwayslittleboy
2013-10-15 12:42 pm UTC (link)

You sound like you might be on drugs. I feel like I should call somebody and tell them that you just smoked a bunch of crack and now you think we're in Narnia or some shit.

BUT since you're gonna give me beer I'll play along and we'll be trapped in Narnia together till the end of time. And you'll give me whiskey too and we'll drink both of them mixed together.

Who's Hal?

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	believesownlies 2013-10-15 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	Beer before liquor... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	onthefringes 2013-10-15 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure Narnia isn't in Kansas. This is something else. And if I tried to describe it, you'd still be convinced I'm on fucking crack. Still. There's the Devil and an apocalypse, welcome to the madness. Mixing booze, always a good plan. And right now, it's the only one I've got. The one talking about your manners. You haven't met him before? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-15 01:08 pm UTC (link)
	How do you know? Have you read the books? Are you an expert on Narnia? Cause I can tell you right now... those books fucking suck. Don't worry about it. That's what Billy Idol said too. If anyone's telling the truth here, it's Billy Idol. Fucking ace. Not unless I'm senile and don't remember it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

onthefringes
2013-10-15 01:12 pm UTC (link)

I was alive when they were first published. Not that I read them then, but still, just pointing that out. I read them once. In the 60s. I was stoned. ~~he's not actually Billy Idol~~ He tends to go by Spike, but yeah, he's telling the truth.

That was my thought.

Okay, good, so no speaking to him. He's got this thing where sometimes he goes fucking apeshit and tries to kill everyone and he's in that phase right now. So we pretend he doesn't exist right now.

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	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-15 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	I was alive when Twilight was published and I've never tortured myself by reading that monstrosity. Wow, you're boring as shit when you're stoned, huh? Spike then. The guy with the hair. It's like we have a psychic connection. But I'm already talking to him and if I stopped talking to him he might go off the deep end some more and I'd feel really bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

onthefringes
2013-10-15 01:28 pm UTC (link)

We don't talk about Twilight. I had to watch those films and they were evil. Vampires do not, should not and will never sparkle. It was some bad weed, made me all mellow and boring. And yes, the guy with the hair.

I'm going to assume that's a good thing.

Admittedly true, just don't meet with him. In fact, tell me where you are, under a private filter and I'll come and meet you and get you somewhere safe. Hal's an Old One from our world, you really don't want to get involved with that kind of bullshit.

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	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-15 01:41 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like you're jealous, Mitchell. Does this intimidate you? [Mitchell] Shit. Really? Guess running off to be best friends forever with the guy is out of the question now. I'm at a library. [address]. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onthefringes 2013-10-15 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	I actually considered if it would be evil to kill that man. And the writer. [Adam] Definitely a bad idea. Okay, I'll come and meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	enjoytheadorbs 2013-10-15 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	He has nothing to be jealous of! I'd pick him over anyone in Twitlight! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notbloodycasper 2013-10-15 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	Can we not with the Billy Idol? It's seriously old and the joke's really falling flat these days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alwayslittleboy 2013-10-15 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	I am one hundred percent serious. I would never joke about Billy Idol. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notbloodycasper 2013-10-15 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	Sure... point still stands though. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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