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Caroline Forbes ([info]agelessbeauty) wrote in [info]wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-08-14 05:32:00

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Entry tags:adam hauptman, annabelle, caroline forbes, jeremy gilbert, josh levison, mercy thompson, niklaus mikaelson, rebekah mikaelson

No evil, no Matt, no Elena. no...idk anymore
[ooc: We are all going to pretend this post happened at like 2 am in Ireland even though its like 1pm something in Ireland. TIMEY WIMEY PEOPLE]

You know when you're on a haunted castle tour and listening to the guide prattle on and on about things that are supposed to make you all scared but hey you died at 17 and some things just aren't scary after that? And then somehow it went into wolf legends and how the Irish wolves were exterminated and then supposed wolf mating habits and I'm going how is this related to haunted castles????

The whole wolves mate for life thing is bullshit, right? Which, hey internet, being all 50/50 on this is so not helpful!

So. Inquiring minds possibly drank a whole lot of gin to get to this point.

Werewolves don't mate for life, right?

And then what’s even a mate?

I need to stop hanging out with werewolves. I’m like the little vampire who shouldn’t be. Like seriously, their bites kill. I'm a masochist. That has got to be the answer.

I need more gin.



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[info]hasherwhims
2013-08-14 09:03 am UTC (link)
Clearly you should write the first chapter, in your current state.

A life philosophy more should agree with.

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[info]agelessbeauty
2013-08-14 09:06 am UTC (link)
It shall be titled: So you're a vampire?

Congratulations! Welcome to an eternity of living--IF you can survive it. Especially if you're created in Mystic Falls because damn do we vampires of that town get killed a whole lot.

But hey, if you do survive then you'll get to see the world.

Sucks about that sun thing if you don't have a witchy friend!

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[info]hasherwhims
2013-08-14 09:10 am UTC (link)
It'll be a best seller. And needs to be given out as an essential guide for all vampires, especially the Mystic Falls ones. Because yes, wow, they do not have a long lifespan for immortals.

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[info]agelessbeauty
2013-08-14 09:11 am UTC (link)
Someone should do a study on the lifespan of a Mystic Falls vampire. I bet its like 3 weeks.

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[info]hasherwhims
2013-08-14 09:12 am UTC (link)
Well, admittedly, the boys and I skew the averages because we're Mystic Falls vampires!

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[info]agelessbeauty
2013-08-14 09:14 am UTC (link)
I still think it'd be close to 3 weeks. Hybrids count as vamps.

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[info]hasherwhims
2013-08-14 09:18 am UTC (link)
That's true. Maybe it'll be even four weeks. Tops.

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[info]agelessbeauty
2013-08-14 09:20 am UTC (link)
So basically, if you wanna be a vampire and live, try to be created outside of Mystic Falls.

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[info]hasherwhims
2013-08-14 09:48 am UTC (link)
That seems to be the life advice. Lee was created in Russia.

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[info]agelessbeauty
2013-08-14 09:51 am UTC (link)
And we all know Lee is pretty much the best.

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