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Filtered Against Evil, though why should they be exempt from this terrible movie?
Oh dear god, I just found Twitlight on two different channels. WHAT THE HELL?

You know what this calls for?

THE TWILIGHT DRINKING GAME!!!

Including such hits as:
* Take one drink ever time a vampire myth is ruined- for example: no fangs, hangs out in the daylight etc.

* Take one drink every time Bella tells Edward that she trusts him.

AND

* Take two drinks every time Edward insults Bella.

So when you think YOUR relationship is dysfunctional, watch this movie, get supremely drunk, and feel much better!