Oh dear god, I just found Twitlight on two different channels. WHAT THE HELL?
You know what this calls for?THE TWILIGHT DRINKING GAME!!!
Including such hits as:
* Take one drink ever time a vampire myth is ruined- for example: no fangs, hangs out in the daylight etc.
* Take one drink every time Bella tells Edward that she trusts him.
* Take two drinks every time Edward insults Bella.
So when you think YOUR relationship is dysfunctional, watch this movie, get supremely drunk, and feel much better!