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James S. Potter the Greatest has moves like Jagger (king_james) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-01-05 11:45:00

Entry tags:

fred weasley, hermione granger, james sirius potter, lily luna potter, nymphadora tonks, ron weasley, scorpius malfoy, teddy lupin, victoire weasley

No Evil
I MUST HAVE MISSED THE MEMO. THAT SAID THAT IT WAS A PERFECTLY SPLENDID PLAN TO KIDNAP THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BAND JUST MOMENTS BEFORE THE CONCERT AND DROP HIM WITH NO RHYME OR REASON IN AMERICA -- KANSAS OF ALL PLACES. THIS IS LOVELY. FUCKING BLOODY LOVELY. IT IS SO BLOODY FUCKING LOVELY THAT I PROMISE NOT TO HEX YOUR BLOODY FUCKING BALLS OFF IF WE GET BACK ON TIME. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU BUGGERING SODS/ THIS ~~STOPPED BEING FUNNY~~ WAS NEVER FUNNY. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE BLOODY POINT TO GRYFFINDOR - AND TO HUFFLEPUFF RYERSON - FOR GETTING THAT WEIRD MUGGLE THAT DIRECTED ME INVOLVED. GOOD LOT THAT DID YOU. BLOODY UNHELPFUL HE WAS. WHAT WERE HIS LINES/ TO STARE AT ME FOR THE LONGEST TIME/ THOSE AREN'T LINES MATES THOSE ARE GESTURES AND ~~EFFING DISTURBING ONES AT THAT~~ BLOODY BORING ONES AT THAT. HOW THE HELL AM I MEANT TO EMPHASISE WORDS ON THIS - IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE POINT IS IF YOU DON'T COME AND GET ME RIGHT NOW. RIGHT THIS INSTANT ~~SHUT UP IT WORKS FOR AUNT~~ I AM TELLING MY MUM ON YOU. YES. I WENT THERE. I'M NOT SORRY TO DO IT EITHER ALL RIGHT ONLY MILDLY SORRY BUT YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELVES. THE WEIRD SISTERS11 THE SODDING WEIRD SISTERS111 WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING/ WHERE YOU EVEN THINKING/ ~~GOD YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE MY MUM. IS THIS WHAT NANA MEANT ABOUT 'BECOMING OLDER' I WANT NONE OF IT WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS THE~~ THEY DON'T SODDING BUGGERING WAIT FOR ANYONE. YOU ARE RUINING OUR CHANCES YOU WHERE THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU/ I'M GIVING YOU ~~THREE~~ FIVE MINUTES STARTING NOW AND I AM LEAVING WITHOUT THE LOT OF YOU.

AND RYERSON WHY THE TWITTING EVER LOVING MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS IS THIS BLOODY MUGGLE DEVICE YELLING AT ME/ IT'S LIKE A HOWLER BUT WITHOUT THE ACTUAL YELLING. IT'S MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLY REMINISCENT.

WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE DROPPED ME AT GRACELAND/ IF YOU WERE GOING TO KIDNAP ME. RIGHT BEFORE OUR BLOODY CONCERT11111 YOU PILLOCKY TITS YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST DONE GRACELAND. THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU. SHITTING KANSAS.

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	triesherbest 2013-01-05 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, darling brother. You might want to stop with all the capitals. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	king_james 2013-01-05 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	LILY/ LILY WHY D BLOODY TINY PICTURES. IF I COULD I WOULD BUT IT ISN'T AS IF I PAID THAT MUCH ATTENTION WHILE AUNT HERMIONE TALKED ABOUT THESE COMPUTEY THINGS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ageeleven 2013-01-05 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps if you had listened the first time then you wouldn't be having these issues now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2013-01-05 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	She was using a lot of big words and was getting on technical. 'Sides Nan had out treacle tarts. What she expect/ Why am I explaining this to you, ankle-biter/ ~~Why do you look so bloody familiar~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ageeleven 2013-01-05 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	Then you should have asked her to slow down and explain it again instead of being swayed by treacle tarts. Which you could have had after the lesson anyway. Probably because my name is Hermione Granger and it's rather silly for me to have to teach you twice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2013-01-05 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	When was I ever going to need to use computey things? Just 'cause I aced Divinations doesn't mean I've got any ~~fuck~~ bloody ability. I couldn't have seen this coming. As far as jokes go that one's better than the weird muggle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ageeleven 2013-01-05 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Your grandfather would be quite disappointed in you right now. Ginny is your mother, yes? It's not a joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2013-01-05 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	~~How'd you~~ ~~That's not fair~~ ~~I already figured that part~~ It's not like I said they were rubbish or anything. ~~Why am I ex~~ Yes. Pr What jobs do your parents have? What does that mean? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ageeleven 2013-01-05 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	He still would be. He's quite fascinated with anything Muggle related. They're both dentists, but neither of them are here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

king_james
2013-01-05 05:44 pm UTC (link)

I know. He still collects plugs and old ~~felly~~ telephones.

~~I meant more~~ ~~Bloody hell.~~ ~~BLOODY HELL!!!!~~ ~~You're teeny~~ ~~Well fuck. FUCK!!~~ ~~Erm, about that aunt Hermione. You shouldn't be reading those words and I hope you skipped right~~ ~~SHITE~~ Bloody good ones too. Not that I've met many dentists but my teeth were shiny from that toothpaste they gave me.

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	ageeleven 2013-01-05 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't surprise me one bit. They're always quite good on giving out toothpaste. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2013-01-05 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	He'd go bloody mad about this place. ~~Specially since it's got uncle Fred. Blimey~~ They're still going strong with that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ageeleven 2013-01-05 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	It's nice to know some things don't change. (Reply to this) (Parent)

triesherbest
2013-01-05 05:23 pm UTC (link)

James Sirius Potter, this is why you should pay attention when people tell us things!

Right, first thing's first. You need to filter this post against evil. Don't ask questions, just do it. You go to that bit saying 'edit' and put 'No evil' in the subject line.

Then you promise to listen to everything else I'm going to tell you and believe your favourite baby sister and not call her crazy, okay?

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	king_james 2013-01-05 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	There were treacle tarts! ~~Fine then bossy britches~~ Can we just skip this part and go home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	triesherbest 2013-01-05 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	I managed to resist! Sorry, we're a little bit stuck here. Yes, that really IS Aunt Hermione, and she's eleven years old. Roxy and Vic are here too. As is Teddy and please don't explode anything. And Scorpius. Also Uncle Ron, but he's really young. Not quite as young as Aunt Hermione, but still, young. And Uncle Fred. No, really. Oh and Dad. Only he's 17. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

king_james
2013-01-05 05:40 pm UTC (link)

Can't bloody understand that one.

~~Yeah, I just tried~~ She's so bloody ickle Lils. FUCKING MALFOY. I'M STUCK WITH FUCKING MALFOY. OF ALL THE BLOODY PEOPLE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD I HAVE TO BE STUCK MISSING MY SODDING CONCERT WITH FUCKING MALFOY IN ~~TWATT~~ SHITTING KANSAS.

Uncle FRED. ~~As in sodding hell. Uncle George should be here. Or Uncle Percy. NANA~~ This is ... bloody hell, Lilslu.

~~That was the only funny thing in~~ Heard dad was really short when he was about that age. Is it true?

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	triesherbest 2013-01-05 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm clearly the intelligent sibling. LANGUAGE, JAMES, AUNT HERMIONE IS ELEVEN, NO SWEARING! And Malfoy isn't that bad. He's setting up a Quidditch thing. Completely insane, yes, I know. Yup! I mean he's still taller than me, but I'm not exactly huge. You might be taller than him! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	betterthanmost 2013-01-06 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	~~Ahh, this is just like school again~~ Only stuck with me in the sense that we're in the same city, or planet. And I have my own place ~~with just me in it~~, so.. odds of seeing me are pretty low. Well, unless you go to a club or to those survival classes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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