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James S. Potter the Greatest has moves like Jagger ([info]king_james) wrote in [info]wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-01-05 11:45:00

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Entry tags:fred weasley, hermione granger, james sirius potter, lily luna potter, nymphadora tonks, ron weasley, scorpius malfoy, teddy lupin, victoire weasley

No Evil
I MUST HAVE MISSED THE MEMO. THAT SAID THAT IT WAS A PERFECTLY SPLENDID PLAN TO KIDNAP THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BAND JUST MOMENTS BEFORE THE CONCERT AND DROP HIM WITH NO RHYME OR REASON IN AMERICA -- KANSAS OF ALL PLACES. THIS IS LOVELY. FUCKING BLOODY LOVELY. IT IS SO BLOODY FUCKING LOVELY THAT I PROMISE NOT TO HEX YOUR BLOODY FUCKING BALLS OFF IF WE GET BACK ON TIME. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU BUGGERING SODS/ THIS STOPPED BEING FUNNY WAS NEVER FUNNY. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE BLOODY POINT TO GRYFFINDOR - AND TO HUFFLEPUFF RYERSON - FOR GETTING THAT WEIRD MUGGLE THAT DIRECTED ME INVOLVED. GOOD LOT THAT DID YOU. BLOODY UNHELPFUL HE WAS. WHAT WERE HIS LINES/ TO STARE AT ME FOR THE LONGEST TIME/ THOSE AREN'T LINES MATES THOSE ARE GESTURES AND EFFING DISTURBING ONES AT THAT BLOODY BORING ONES AT THAT. HOW THE HELL AM I MEANT TO EMPHASISE WORDS ON THIS - IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE POINT IS IF YOU DON'T COME AND GET ME RIGHT NOW. RIGHT THIS INSTANT SHUT UP IT WORKS FOR AUNT I AM TELLING MY MUM ON YOU. YES. I WENT THERE. I'M NOT SORRY TO DO IT EITHER ALL RIGHT ONLY MILDLY SORRY BUT YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELVES. THE WEIRD SISTERS11 THE SODDING WEIRD SISTERS111 WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING/ WHERE YOU EVEN THINKING/ GOD YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE MY MUM. IS THIS WHAT NANA MEANT ABOUT 'BECOMING OLDER' I WANT NONE OF IT WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS THE THEY DON'T SODDING BUGGERING WAIT FOR ANYONE. YOU ARE RUINING OUR CHANCES YOU WHERE THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU/ I'M GIVING YOU THREE FIVE MINUTES STARTING NOW AND I AM LEAVING WITHOUT THE LOT OF YOU.

AND RYERSON WHY THE TWITTING EVER LOVING MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS IS THIS BLOODY MUGGLE DEVICE YELLING AT ME/ IT'S LIKE A HOWLER BUT WITHOUT THE ACTUAL YELLING. IT'S MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLY REMINISCENT.









WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE DROPPED ME AT GRACELAND/ IF YOU WERE GOING TO KIDNAP ME. RIGHT BEFORE OUR BLOODY CONCERT11111 YOU PILLOCKY TITS YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST DONE GRACELAND. THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU. SHITTING KANSAS.


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[info]king_james
2013-01-05 05:36 pm UTC (link)
How'd you That's not fair I already figured that part It's not like I said they were rubbish or anything. Why am I ex Yes.




Pr What jobs do your parents have? What does that mean?

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[info]ageeleven
2013-01-05 05:39 pm UTC (link)
He still would be. He's quite fascinated with anything Muggle related.

They're both dentists, but neither of them are here.

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[info]king_james
2013-01-05 05:44 pm UTC (link)
I know. He still collects plugs and old felly telephones.

I meant more Bloody hell. BLOODY HELL!!!! You're teeny Well fuck. FUCK!! Erm, about that aunt Hermione. You shouldn't be reading those words and I hope you skipped right SHITE Bloody good ones too. Not that I've met many dentists but my teeth were shiny from that toothpaste they gave me.

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[info]ageeleven
2013-01-05 05:47 pm UTC (link)
That doesn't surprise me one bit.

They're always quite good on giving out toothpaste.

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[info]king_james
2013-01-05 05:49 pm UTC (link)
He'd go bloody mad about this place. Specially since it's got uncle Fred. Blimey

They're still going strong with that one.

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[info]ageeleven
2013-01-05 05:54 pm UTC (link)
It's nice to know some things don't change.

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