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Tweak says, "Not a people person."

Penny (abigolfive) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2012-09-02 23:03:00

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kimberly corman, lexi branson, oliver queen/green arrow, penny, pete dunham, troy barnes

Filtered against Evil
I swear to God, when I find out who slipped me a roofie and dragged me -- unconscious -- all the way to freaking Kansas, heads will roll!

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	troythewondrboy 2012-09-03 06:40 am UTC (link)
	California? That's awesome! I'm from Colorado. The Seal? The Biblical Apocalypse thing. What's it like? Is it totally trippy? Do you feel like you're in a Dream-A-Torium? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

abigolfive
2012-09-03 07:10 am UTC (link)

California is awesome. Being sucked into a parallel world with the actual Devil and his demons roaming the streets? Not so much. Okay, I grew up in Nebraska so the church thing was a big deal, but it's...supposed to be metaphorical or something!

You feel like you passed too many drinks a dozen back, can't stand, can't see straight, your limbs won't listen to your head, and then you wake up missing clothes and no idea where you're at or what happened. Seriously, avoid that.

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troythewondrboy
2012-09-03 07:16 am UTC (link)

I've always wanted to go to California. Yeah the demons suck. And the other weirdo stuff that happens here mostly sucks, too. Church was a big deal for me back home too. I mean, when I was a kid. Not anymore.

...oh, well that doesn't sound cool at all. But I've never gotten drunk so...maybe it's cooler than you made it sound. I'll take your word for it ~~for now~~. Oh hey, by the way I'm Troy. Sup?

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abigolfive
2012-09-03 07:48 am UTC (link)

Couldn't you go to California now? If the world's going to end at some point in the near future, there's no time like the present! What sort of other weirdo stuff happens? Like, is it going to literally rain cats and dogs tomorrow or are we talking plagues of Egypt kind of stuff? Hey, it's cool if you're religious. I may not be the biggest church-goer since I left home, but whatever. Obviously, I should've paid more attention. D:

Wait, you've never been drunk? Ever? Nice to meet you, Troy. I'm Penny and if you ever feel like praying to the wine gods, let me know.

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troythewondrboy
2012-09-03 07:58 am UTC (link)

Yeah, I mean, I could. I'm totally loaded. But Abed's not here and road trips alone are stupid. Well...plagues is closer. I'm not anymore. I grew up a Jehovah Witness...we don't get to do anything cool.

Uh uh, it made all my friends miserable so I never tried it. Nice to meet you, too, Penny. There's gods for wine, too? Man, the other day I met Thor. God of Thunder. That's legit, but gods of wine too? Oh man, it's like every day this place gets more and more awesome.

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abigolfive
2012-09-03 08:28 am UTC (link)

You managed to get rich here? You've gotta tell me your secret sometime. I don't think the twenty bucks in my wallet is going to get me very far. Road trips alone can be kind of relaxing, but I get what you're saying. Abed's your...friend? Boyfriend? Plagues makes sense, but I was really hoping you'd say something wacky but mostly harmless. I don't know much about Jehovah's Witnesses, but that sucks they didn't let you do anything cool.

You're a stronger person than I am. I take the miserable with the blissful. Um, I'm pretty sure? Dionysus or something. Thor is here? It doesn't really get more awesome than that, does it?

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troythewondrboy
2012-09-03 08:33 am UTC (link)

Yeah, so even though I'm not supposed to celebrate Christmas, I still got this bauble thing at Christmas time and I wished for unlimited money and...I got it. It was awesome. I never have to work again. You can borrow some for a while if you want. No matter how much I pull out of the bank, it's always back in there. It's pretty cool. Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Abed's my best friend, not my boyfriend. There's wacky stuff, too, like the time I got turned into a monkey. That was awesome. We don't celebrate holidays. Boring.

Oh, I don't think there's a Dionysus here... But yeah, Thor is. And Loki. Uh...yeah. It does, though, Batman is here.

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abigolfive
2012-09-03 09:33 am UTC (link)

No way! A magic bauble that gives you a never-ending supply of money? Talk about hitting the jackpot! Uh, no thanks. I don't know how long it'll take me to find a job and I'd rather not borrow money from you that I can't pay back. Thanks, though. That's really sweet of you to offer. Okay! So, he's your best friend, not your boyfriend. Oops. Sorry? Oh my God, a monkey? Well, at least it's never boring around here, I guess.

Right, but Thor's the comic character, right? So like, Dionysus would be different because he's...real? My brain hurts. The moral of the story is that Thor and Batman are equally hot and thank the seal for big favors.

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troythewondrboy
2012-09-03 09:37 am UTC (link)

Yeah it was kinda awesome. You don't have to pay it back, that's what I'm sayin', girl. I got ya, it's all good. It pays itself back. Lemme know if you change your mind. Yeah, I looked just like Annie's Boobs, it was awesome. And then the Seal gave us all presents from home and stuff so now I actually have Annie's Boobs which is totally sweet because I missed him so much. Yeah, there's always something crazy goin' on.

Oh. He's not also a real Norse God? ~~Aw man...he said~~ You're kinda hot ~~I guess they're okay, for guys~~

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abigolfive
2012-09-03 10:16 am UTC (link)

You'd really just share your magic money with me? ~~Nobody is that nice~~ ~~How are you real?~~ I'm going to try the job thing first, but I'll totally let you know if I crack and change my mind. Annie's Boobs, what? Um. Annie's Boobs is a guy? I think you lost me somewhere in those sentences.

No, he is but isn't the comic guy different? I'd have to ask Sheldon. He's the one with all the comic trivia knowledge; I only know what I've picked up from overhearing the guys' debates.

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	troythewondrboy 2012-09-03 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, why not? It's not like real money where once somebody else takes some, it's gone. ~~Plus you're pretty hot and~~ Okay cool. Annie's Boobs, he's my monkey. He's named after my friend Annie.~~..'s boobs.~~ ...I don't know...see, this is why Abed should be here. He would know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigolfive 2012-09-05 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but it's not like you have to. If I could hug you over the internet, I totally would. You...named your monkey - a dude - after your friend Annie? Her breasts, if his name is actually Annie's Boobs and not just Annie. ~~I'm not even gonna ask.~~ Aw, sweetie, you never know. He could turn up tomorrow, right? There's always Google, in the meantime! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

troythewondrboy
2012-09-05 02:55 am UTC (link)

Yeah I know. I don't know, helping people is kinda cool. ...yeah, she has nice boobs, it was a compliment. ~~She never really saw it that w~~

Oh yeah! Oh man, I watch my show all the time so I can see what kinda cool stuff he and TV!me are getting to do when I'm stuck here...stuff I'll get to do when I go back and stuff. We got turned into a video game once, that was awesome.

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abigolfive
2012-09-05 04:46 am UTC (link)

I'm not really sure having a monkey named after your boobs is a compliment, Troy. Have you ever thought about re-naming the little guy?

Oh, God. That would be so weird. Like, I'm not sure I want to know my future before it happens. There's gotta be some major screwing up sooner rather than later and...really don't know that seeing my friends' reactions wouldn't be traumatizing. Wait, what? You guys got turned into a video game? How does that even happen?

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troythewondrboy
2012-09-05 04:53 am UTC (link)

~~Abed and Jeff got where I was coming from...~~ He'd get confused if I did that, wouldn't he?

I don't know, I like it. I miss home a lot...it's the only way I can see my friends. ~~...girls don't screw up. Especially not hot girls~~ Well I mean...we had an episode where we were. Like this. My avatar doesn't look that much like me...I forgot to bring my likeness. But there was two times we got turned into stop motion. That was cool.

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	abigolfive 2012-09-05 06:04 am UTC (link)
	...Sweetie, he's a monkey. Aren't they supposed to be really smart, anyway? He'd totally pick up on the name change really fast. I guess I didn't think about it that way and it would still sort of trip me out, but I see what you mean. LOL, OMG. That is so cute! Your show is kinda quirky, huh? I might have to check it out - unless that would be weird for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2012-09-05 06:11 am UTC (link)
	~~But I like his name...~~ I'll think about it. No, you should, my show is awesome! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigolfive 2012-09-05 06:45 am UTC (link)
	That's all I'm saying. ~~It's a good start, anyway!~~ Okay, then I will. It might take me a while since I think I need to buy a TV or whatever, but I'll make a point to watch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

troythewondrboy
2012-09-05 06:50 am UTC (link)

I got a 27 inch I bought with the giftcard when I first got here I'm not using anymore. You can borrow it for a while if you want. It's just takin' up space in the corner of the living room on the floor, right now, anyway. I bought a better one after the Christmas bauble. ~~Saves me having to find a hobo to take it~~ ~~...do hobos even watch TV?~~ ~~Oh man, I just wrinkled my brain again~~

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	abigolfive 2012-09-05 09:03 am UTC (link)
	Alright, what do you want? All this niceness and giving me things - there's gotta be something in it for you. ~~Seriously. Cannot be a real person.~~ ~~Although the monkey boob thing... okay probably a real person.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2012-09-05 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	...to get this TV out of my place since I have the wall mounted one now...? I don't know, people were nice to me when I came...I'm paying it forward or whatever? If you don't want the TV, that's cool...I'll just...keep using it as a table sorta thingie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

abigolfive
2012-09-06 08:16 am UTC (link)

No, no. I'm totally sorry. I guess I'm still not used to people going out of their way to be nice. Aside from the guys, I mean. Except Howard, of course. Nice isn't really the word I'd use, but, um, yeah. If you're seriously offering then you're awesome and I will owe you one. Probably not a TV but I could maybe swing some french toast? Or pizza and beer when I land a job?

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	troythewondrboy 2012-09-06 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	...I like French toast. With the powdered sugar on top? And Special Drink?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abigolfive 2012-09-06 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yeah. You can't have french toast without the powdered sugar on top! Kinda lost at the Special Drink part, though. What's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)