War Is Coming Communications.

Hello, my name is Cole Turner. I spoke with your cousin Lois and she directed me to you concerning city patrols in Lawrence here. I'm interested in doing my part for that, for helping with patrols. I could work in a pair but usually prefer solo if possible. I could give a list of my skills if needed, too.

Right, anyone here named Marian? "Of Kni... of Locksley"? Or has anyone seen her? If so, I'd really appreciate the heads up. So I can shut this fucking cunt up before he does something fucking stupid, because if I have to evacuate Jess and our son

So now that he's dead, can we focus on the greater threat?

How does one find and stop death itself

[Joffery]

Might we speak?

[Isabela]

...I'm considering informing him. Joffery I mean? This might end well, this might end with threats to your life, hard to tell with the boy sometimes. But he has been doing better hasn't he?

I apologise. I was unaware that my presence here would make such a difference to anyone. I assumed this Seal had better taste in inhabitants. For what it is worth, I feel the threat you all were under has been abated. For now, at least.

My name is Marian, and my entrances aren't usually quite so eventful. Again, I am very sorry for that. I have been learning to use this with some effort but I feel even if it is not perfection, it is apparently necessary to make myself known.

Thank you to Lois and Sir Lancelot both for your help. You've been more than kind.

I do not appreciate being lied to.

If hell is to be my punishment for my crimes then tell me so and do not trick me with visions of...

Someone tell me what is going on here or on what remains of my soul I will burn this place to the ground to prove the deception.

[OOC: So, sooomeone just saw Marian wandering the halls cause Viki and I are jerks and put them on the same floor. :) He is not dealing with this well, for Guy this means threats of burning things. No rly, ask Marian.]

>> Just out of curiosity, are you still conscious or did you hyperventilate and pass out?

I can't even take Lois out to follow one lead without chaos ensuing.

How does trouble always find her?

Looks like there is a fight going on somewhere after all.

I was asked to join a group of what claim to be warriors in a battle not far from here. They appear to be very simple and weak. I have no doubt that they will all die when this battle begins.

Would anyone like to join them?

[ooc: Because of Cara's clothes/weapons, she was asked to join a group of people who were LARPing. Cara has yet to discover the beauty of this event. :P]

Uh, so am I crazy for totally not wanting to live with a dude who threatened to burn down our homes? Tell me I'm not the only one?? He's not going to stay is he?

When the hell are you people going to get some decent technology? I feel like I'm going to break this hunk of junk just by looking at it.

So I'm told I should check this place out and now here I am. See, Ayeka, I don't solve everything with violence. Not that I can rub it in your face since you aren't here.

What's so tough about this Lucifer guy that you haven't gotten rid of him yet? Your planet is still here and the place doesn't look nearly as bad as it should if there's a war going on. Where's the army? Where's the fighting? Where the hell are you keeping the good booze? Your liquor stores here are crap.

The internet is host to a remarkably accurate depiction of my boyfriend about five minutes ago when I came home eating a chocolate chip cookie I got to go with my walking-home coffee.

I am told you offer free room and board in another building than this.

What's the catch?

>>Did you see?
>>That Kaine guy, he's a clone too.

[Secure Filter to Kaine Parker]
Did you tell her or did she figure it out on her own?

I don't even really know what to make of this.

Friday is Dark's Tour of Haly's Circus. I want everyone in place. In costume and ready to go at curtain call. This is only a mock show. No crowd, no press but it should still be taken seriously. Consider this your dress rehearsal for opening day.

[list of instructions, times and act order to follow because the mun is super lazy basically just make this up yourself]

Everyone will remain in contact at all times via comm links if anything goes wrong. Otherwise, don't be too nervous. Maybe even enjoy it a little. It's a circus, circuses are fun.

One more important bit of information, you will not recognize me. I will have a glamour and an act all my own of which you'll just have to wait and see for yourself.

[filtered to Mr.Dark]
One more bit of information I should make you aware of. Because I am considered fictional, a friend has come up with a clever magical disguise for me. I think you'll quite like it though.

I want a drink
I have no time for a


[ooc: pretend this was post earlier thursday! mun time fail!]

I could give all this to you in my own words, but the story is so long I'd fill a novel. Plus, I don't expect any of you to trust me at my word. Instead: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaine_Parker Those of you that want to, there's a source I haven't touched that you can read all about me on.

tldr: I had a shitty life and let it turn me into a bad guy. Then my situation changed and I got better. Thought my shot at a second chance was going to go up in smoke when I got here to find a bunch of heroes from what I thought at the time was my own world here, so I lied about who I am. By the time I realized things weren't as black and white as they looked, I was in too deep to cop to it. Doesn't make it right and I'm not expecting anyone to forgive it, but there it is in a nutshell.